Coincidance - Principia Discordia

COINCIDANCE 219
"Can the doctors help in a case like this?" asked Sergeant de Burke.
"That I do not know," Lieutenant O'Mara said. "I think only time heals
this kind of wound."
When taking into account any discrete probability of project success at
this point in time, tomato ketchup and sunlight and roosters crowing
poured down the front of my dress.
The Modest Enquiry went on to discuss, in explicit detail, the ithyphallic
statues of Osiris and Pan and Hermes to be found around the Mediterranean,
pointing out that these divinities were depicted with Willies "three times, or
on occasion, even four times Longer and Thicker and generally more
Gargantuan than the norm for the mortal Male" and asked if "the ancients
believed, what these Holy Statues (for so they were in their own Time)
strongly suggest—viz., that the greater the Mass of the Willy, the greater the
Divinity indwelling."
Did this idea survive in the Christian conviction that it required a Willy to
represent the authority of God on earth? The next paragraph created
considerable hilarity in Protestant England, but even so its implications were
unbearable and unthinkable to Christians of all persuasions—
We must ask, in all solemnity, is the Pope himself, the most prestigious,
pugnacious, awe-inspiring, wealthy, and Gorgeously Dress'd of all Christian
clergymen (and the very Vicar of Christ on Earth, to his devout followers)
elevated to that rank because he possesses the Divine Attribute of the
Willy? For, surely, he could never have advanced to the rank of Bishop,
Archbishop &c and eventually to his present Eminence without a Willy. This,
then, is why we have never seen in history (or anywhere but in the Tarot
cards) a Female Pope—the magick & marvelous Willy appears, to the
Christians as to the Pagans, the emblem of the Kingdom and the Power and
the Glory of God. Without it, the Pope could not reign, nor would any
Catholic listen to his religious opinions.
Here's looking at the offensive organ with Marilyn Chambers on a toilet.
Cherry Valley sounds like Spring and blasphemy, profanity, sedition,
heresy, atheism. No soul inside, just gears and levers of complicated sorts.
They cure more patients with Indian allies.
"You're good, angel. You're the equally real, equally unreal Divinity
indwelling."
From a distance, Seamus already knew it would be worse than he
expected. This is further complexified when taking into account Andrea
Dworkin, who asserts that heterosexual intercourse is always exploitative
except when the man doesn't have an erection.
In the Bastille, poor old Father Henri Benoit finally found a new
philosophical companion to replace the vanished Sigismundo Celine. Even
more of a heretic than Celine, and much more tenacious an argument, this