Educational Research - the Ethics and Aesthetics of Statistics
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Chapter 14<br />
Calling to Account<br />
Paul St<strong>and</strong>ish<br />
14.1<br />
The playwright Harold Pinter had some fun with <strong>the</strong> way people speak. Here, in<br />
1958, is Mr. Fibbs, <strong>the</strong> factory manager, <strong>and</strong> Mr. Wills, <strong>the</strong> shop steward—<strong>the</strong> former<br />
anticipating that <strong>the</strong> men are about to down tools in dem<strong>and</strong> for more pay or<br />
better conditions, <strong>the</strong> latter about to surprise him.<br />
Fibbs sits resolutely at his desk. There is a knock on <strong>the</strong> door, <strong>and</strong> Wills enters.<br />
Surely <strong>the</strong> workers must appreciate <strong>the</strong> new amenities that have been provided. So<br />
what is it this time? Wills at first faintly is apologetic. The men are very grateful<br />
for <strong>the</strong> amenities. They just don’t like <strong>the</strong> products. But <strong>the</strong>y are beautiful products,<br />
Fibbs remonstrates. He has been in <strong>the</strong> business a life-time <strong>and</strong> has never seen<br />
such beautiful products. What exactly don’t <strong>the</strong>y like? Wills becomes more insistent.<br />
There is <strong>the</strong> brass pet cock, for instance. They don’t like <strong>the</strong> look <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> brass<br />
pet cock? (Fibbs is flabbergasted.) Then <strong>the</strong>re’s <strong>the</strong> hemi unibal spherical rod end.<br />
(Where could you find a finer hemi unibal spherical rod end?) The workers have<br />
gone very vicious about <strong>the</strong> high-speed taper shank spiral flute reamers ...(Fibbs is<br />
shattered) ...<strong>the</strong> gunmetal side outlet relief with h<strong>and</strong>wheel, <strong>the</strong> nippled connector<br />
<strong>and</strong> <strong>the</strong> nippled adaptor <strong>and</strong> <strong>the</strong> vertical mechanical comparator. (No!) They tremble<br />
when <strong>the</strong>y even speak about <strong>the</strong> jaw for Jacob’s chuck for use on portable drill.<br />
And as for male elbow adaptors, tubing nuts, grub screws, internal fan washers,<br />
dog points, half-dog points, white metal bushes—<strong>the</strong>y’ve taken against <strong>the</strong> whole<br />
lot. They hate <strong>and</strong> despise Fibbs’ cherished parallel male stud couplings. (Surely<br />
not my lovely parallel male stud couplings.) And <strong>the</strong>y have gone right <strong>of</strong>f straight<br />
flange pump connectors, <strong>and</strong> back nuts, <strong>and</strong> front nuts, <strong>and</strong> <strong>the</strong> bronzedraw <strong>of</strong>f cock<br />
with h<strong>and</strong>wheel <strong>and</strong> <strong>the</strong> bronzedraw <strong>of</strong>f cock without h<strong>and</strong>wheel! With or without<br />
... So, asks Fibbs, finally broken: What do <strong>the</strong>y want to make instead? And Wills<br />
replies: br<strong>and</strong>y balls.<br />
P. St<strong>and</strong>ish (B)<br />
Institute <strong>of</strong> Education, London, UK<br />
P. Smeyers, M. Depaepe (eds.), <strong>Educational</strong> <strong>Research</strong>: The <strong>Ethics</strong> <strong>and</strong> Aes<strong>the</strong>tics<br />
<strong>of</strong> <strong>Statistics</strong>, <strong>Educational</strong> <strong>Research</strong> 5, DOI 10.1007/978-90-481-9873-3_14,<br />
C○ Springer Science+Business Media B.V. 2010<br />
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