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Beckett, edmund Burke, George Bernard Shaw, W.B. Yeats,<br />

Patrick Kavanagh, Seamus Heaney, Seamus Deane, James<br />

Joyce, R.B. Sheridan, Flann o'Brien, Sean o'Casey, oliver<br />

Goldsmith, Jonathan Swift etc. etc. etc. etc. [11], [12].<br />

It is also a fact that as the underdog, and/or new immigrant<br />

to a new land, and/or being denied by law our language<br />

and education [13], we took a bardic tradition of fluency and<br />

story telling and gave it even more importance in our society,<br />

one that survives to this day. Fluency, verbal dexterity, and wit<br />

are premium qualities in Irish society in the 21st Century as<br />

much perhaps as they were in the 1st.<br />

on the other:<br />

70<br />

1 in 4 Irish adults has difficulty with reading, writing, and<br />

maths. [14].<br />

That is a pretty damning (and damn scary), not to say shaming,<br />

national statistic. Fine, so they are including numeracy<br />

there but still. So don't expect the red-haired, drunken Irish<br />

yob who attacks you to always be able to delight you with his<br />

lyrical language gymnastics while doing so, as you have a 25%<br />

chance of getting the other kind.<br />

Verdict: HMMMM.<br />

Well all the Irish people you have heard of are pretty good<br />

with words, true but it isn't part of our DnA or anything —<br />

you can be Irish and be rubbish with language — you don't<br />

have your citizenship revoked.<br />

In summary, I started answering this question fully intending<br />

to debunk all these ridiculous and offensive or lazy<br />

stereotypes, and I found out while researching the answer<br />

that they were mostly true, so I changed my mind and my<br />

answer and decided to challenge the premise instead (admittedly<br />

this assumes my common stereotypes are the ones the<br />

questioner had in mind — always a dangerous assumption but<br />

one I am willing to volunteer you for).<br />

Don't let them put you off us or our country though,<br />

please. We really aren't drunk all the time (I'm only half-cut<br />

right now, for example), and we usually fight with each other<br />

instead of strangers — we pride ourselves on our hospitality<br />

(another cliché that is true: the Irish really are welcoming).

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