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stripping the gurus - Brahma Kumaris Info

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... TO A NUNNERY 307<br />

[H]e was with me in a previous life. If you will recall, when<br />

William <strong>the</strong> Conqueror fell upon landing in England, one of<br />

his men [i.e., <strong>the</strong> current bro<strong>the</strong>r] told William, “This fall is a<br />

bad omen, let us turn back” (Mata, 1992).<br />

William himself, however, seems to have exhibited somewhat<br />

less than <strong>the</strong> “omnipresent divine love” with which Yogananda has<br />

since been credited:<br />

When William was in his early twenties he asked Count<br />

Baldwin V of Flanders for his daughter Matilda’s hand in<br />

marriage. [Matilda was a diminutive 4' 2", or half <strong>the</strong> height<br />

of Paulsen’s alleged gigantic incarnation.] But Matilda was<br />

already in love with an Englishman named Brihtric. She<br />

supposedly proclaimed that she would ra<strong>the</strong>r become a nun<br />

than <strong>the</strong> wife of a bastard, which made William so angry<br />

that he attacked her in <strong>the</strong> street as she left church one day.<br />

He slapped her, tore her clo<strong>the</strong>s, threw her to <strong>the</strong> ground,<br />

and rode off (Royalty, 2003).<br />

William and Matilda were actually distant cousins, causing<br />

<strong>the</strong> pope to object to <strong>the</strong>ir eventual marriage on grounds of incest.<br />

Indeed, His Holiness went so far as to excommunicate <strong>the</strong> “happy<br />

couple”—and everyone else in Normandy—for several years; relenting<br />

only at William’s promised building of two new abbeys.<br />

In later years, in search of greater conquests,<br />

William ga<strong>the</strong>red toge<strong>the</strong>r a great army in Normandy, and<br />

had many men, and sufficient transport-shipping. The day<br />

that he rode out of <strong>the</strong> castle to his ships, and had mounted<br />

his horse, his wife came to him, and wanted to speak with<br />

him; but when he saw her he struck at her with his heel, and<br />

set his spurs so deep into her breast that she fell down dead;<br />

and <strong>the</strong> earl rode on to his ships, and went with his ships<br />

over to England (Sturlson, 1997).<br />

[H]e was merciless in <strong>the</strong> suppression of political opposition.<br />

In fact, so merciless was he that he introduced <strong>the</strong> act of beheading<br />

to England in 1076 (Silverman, 2003).<br />

To be fair, however, William B. was said to have been “obsessed<br />

by guilt over his treatment of Wal<strong>the</strong>of [<strong>the</strong> first Saxon to<br />

lose his head, while all around were keeping <strong>the</strong>irs] until his own

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