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happiness of my gardener is of the same species;

he wages a perennial war against rabbits, of which

he speaks exactly as Scotland Yard speaks of

Bolsheviks; he considers them dark, designing and

ferocious, and is of the opinion that they can only

be met by means of a cunning equal to their own.

Like the heroes of Valhalla who spent every day

hunting a certain wild boar, which they killed

every evening but which miraculously came to life

again in the morning, my gardener can slay his

enemy one day without any fear that the enemy will

have disappeared the next day. Although well over

seventy, he works all day and bicycles sixteen

hilly miles to and from his work, but the fount of

joy is inexhaustible, and it is ‘they rabbits’ that

supply it.

But, you will say, these simple delights are not

open to superior people like ourselves. What joy

can we experience in waging war on such puny

creatures as rabbits? The argument, to my mind, is

a poor one. A rabbit is very much larger than a

yellow-fever bacillus, and yet a superior person

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