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S. P. Shetty; and at the Mahalaxmi Racecourse in Bombay, she punctured the<br />

mighty balloon of his pride. He had been promenading about the paddock, st<br />

ooping every few yards to return ladies' shawls and parasols, which seemed<br />

to acquire a life of their own and spring out of their owners' hands as he<br />

passed; Roshanara Shetty confronted him here, standing squarely in his path<br />

and refusing to budge, her seventeen year old eyes filled with the ferocio<br />

us pique of childhood. He greeted her coolly, touching his Army cap, and at<br />

tempted to pass; but she dug her needle sharp nails into his arm, smiling d<br />

angerously as ice, and strolled along beside him. As they walked she poured<br />

her infantile poison into his ear, and her hatred and resentment of her fo<br />

rmer lover gave her the skill to make him believe her. Callously she whispe<br />

red that it was so funny, my God, the way he strutted around in high societ<br />

y like some kind of rooster, while all the time the ladies were laughing at<br />

him behind his back, O yes, Major Sahib, don't fool yourself, high class w<br />

omen have always enjoyed sleeping with animals peasants brutes, but that's<br />

how we think of you, my God it's disgusting just to watch you eat, gravy do<br />

wn your chin, don't you think we see how you never hold teacups by their ha<br />

ndles, do you imagine we can't hear your belches and breakings of wind, you<br />

're just our pet ape, Major Sahib, very useful, but basically a clown.<br />

After the onslaught of Roshanara Shetty, the young war hero began to see hi<br />

s world differently. Now he seemed to see women giggling behind fans wherev<br />

er he went; he noticed strange amused sidelong glances which he'd never not<br />

iced before; and although he tried to improve his behaviour, it was no use,<br />

he seemed to become clumsier the harder he tried, so that food flew off hi<br />

s plate on to priceless Kelim rugs and belches broke from his throat with t<br />

he roar of a train emerging from a tunnel and he broke wind with the rage o<br />

f typhoons. His glittering new life became, for him, a daily humiliation; a<br />

nd now he reinterpreted the advances of the beautiful ladies, understanding<br />

that by placing their love notes beneath their toes they were obliging him<br />

to kneel demeaningly at their feet… as he learned that a man may possess e<br />

very manly attribute and still be despised for not knowing how to hold a sp<br />

oon, he felt an old violence being renewed in him, a hatred for these high<br />

ups and their power, which is why I am sure why I know that when the Emerge<br />

ncy offered Shiva of the knees the chance of grabbing some power for himsel<br />

f, he did not wait to be asked a second time.<br />

On May 15th, 1974, Major Shiva returned to his regiment in Delhi; he claime<br />

d that, three days later, he was suddenly seized by a desire to see once mo<br />

re the saucer eyed beauty whom he had first encountered long ago in the con<br />

ference of the Midnight Children; the pony tailed temptress who had asked h<br />

im, in Dacca, for a single lock of his hair. Major Shiva declared to Parvat<br />

i that his arrival at the magicians' ghetto had been motivated by a desire<br />

to be done with the rich bitches of Indian high society; that he had been b

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