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"BORING IN" FARTHER 73<br />

out that <strong>the</strong> African can wriggle out <strong>of</strong> even this <strong>in</strong>justice,<br />

<strong>the</strong> explanation be<strong>in</strong>g that <strong>the</strong> girl is a tw<strong>in</strong>, and as her<br />

sister did <strong>the</strong> deed <strong>the</strong>y must be beaten <strong>in</strong> pairs ; not<br />

ei<strong>the</strong>r nor nei<strong>the</strong>r, but both or none. Tw<strong>in</strong>s <strong>the</strong>y were<br />

born and tw<strong>in</strong>s <strong>the</strong>y live and die. So mad are <strong>the</strong> Africans<br />

on this tw<strong>in</strong> subject that even when Miss First gets<br />

married, <strong>the</strong> bridegroom is forced to marry her tw<strong>in</strong>-sister<br />

Miss Second on <strong>the</strong> same day. (Although <strong>the</strong>se sisters<br />

are slim little th<strong>in</strong>gs, yet literally <strong>the</strong>ir names are Miss<br />

Elephant and Miss Hippo, all tw<strong>in</strong>s be<strong>in</strong>g forced to take<br />

<strong>the</strong>se two traditional titles. ) There was a case here where<br />

tw<strong>in</strong>-bro<strong>the</strong>rs were forced to marry <strong>the</strong> same lady, so <strong>in</strong>-<br />

exorably operates this dogg<strong>in</strong>g law. Right up from birth<br />

each has ever haunted <strong>the</strong> o<strong>the</strong>r, <strong>the</strong>ir food be<strong>in</strong>g scrupu-<br />

lously divided <strong>in</strong>to two, <strong>the</strong> tw<strong>in</strong> bairns with tw<strong>in</strong> portions.<br />

In pr<strong>of</strong>fer<strong>in</strong>g <strong>the</strong>m a gift you must sternly make it a two-<br />

handed one, simultaneously hold<strong>in</strong>g out both arms to both<br />

recipients. When a tw<strong>in</strong> sickens mortally no doctor may<br />

be called nor any medic<strong>in</strong>e adm<strong>in</strong>istered, all mourn<strong>in</strong>g<br />

be<strong>in</strong>g deprecated. God, <strong>the</strong>y say, did this deed <strong>of</strong> creat<strong>in</strong>g<br />

*' terrible tw<strong>in</strong>s," and God must kill or cure <strong>the</strong>m. The<br />

only way to wish <strong>the</strong>m well is by curs<strong>in</strong>g <strong>the</strong>m, and <strong>the</strong>se<br />

curs<strong>in</strong>gs <strong>the</strong> complacent tw<strong>in</strong>s receive as choice compli-<br />

ments. The hapless fa<strong>the</strong>r and mo<strong>the</strong>r likewise get all<br />

<strong>the</strong> town abuse, each vituperation be<strong>in</strong>g a sort <strong>of</strong> upside-<br />

down bless<strong>in</strong>g. Yet <strong>the</strong>se are <strong>the</strong> very folks who would<br />

throw <strong>the</strong> old anti-Paul taunt at us about turn<strong>in</strong>g <strong>the</strong><br />

world upside-down. Dare to suggest to <strong>the</strong>m this, and<br />

Mr. African at once engages <strong>in</strong> a very unfavourable

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