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Thinking black; 22 years without a break in the long grass of Central ...

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"OWN UP AND PAY UP*' 117<br />

To judge from <strong>the</strong>ir dirty appearance <strong>the</strong>y seem, at one<br />

time, all to have suffered from hydrophobia and never<br />

completely recovered from <strong>the</strong> dread <strong>of</strong> water <strong>the</strong>n <strong>in</strong>-<br />

spired. These and many more form a band <strong>of</strong> <strong>black</strong><br />

rogues who fatten on honest men :<br />

witness Liv<strong>in</strong>gstone<br />

<strong>in</strong> <strong>the</strong>se very latitudes <strong>in</strong> 1854 and his perilous plight.<br />

By way <strong>of</strong> temporis<strong>in</strong>g, a common proposal from <strong>the</strong>se<br />

road-blockers is a delay <strong>of</strong> some days for <strong>the</strong> Kasendo, or<br />

blood covenant <strong>of</strong> friendship, between <strong>the</strong> travellers and<br />

<strong>the</strong> lord paramount, a mere trick this, <strong>of</strong> course, *' to<br />

bleed us " <strong>in</strong> a dear double sense. The idea <strong>of</strong> this one-<br />

sided covenant as unfolded is a sort <strong>of</strong> " Mutual Accommo-<br />

dation Society Limited," and I assure you it is limited<br />

—strictly so—our upstart Chief be<strong>in</strong>g sole beneficiary :<br />

he wants everyth<strong>in</strong>g, even a literal suck <strong>of</strong> your blood.<br />

Every few miles means a new embarrass<strong>in</strong>g case <strong>of</strong> a<br />

blatant K<strong>in</strong>glet demand<strong>in</strong>g your money or your life, yet<br />

most <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong>se nobodies only dreamed <strong>in</strong> one night <strong>the</strong>y<br />

were k<strong>in</strong>gs, <strong>the</strong>ir pro<strong>of</strong> <strong>of</strong> regal succession be<strong>in</strong>g as weak<br />

and visionary as that <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> Pope be<strong>in</strong>g <strong>the</strong> fabled<br />

successor <strong>of</strong> Peter. But patience must be your pet virtue<br />

<strong>in</strong> Africa, remember, and now, oh now, is <strong>the</strong> time to<br />

produce your pet. Calico and beads are <strong>the</strong>ir £ s. d., but<br />

mere current co<strong>in</strong>age is <strong>the</strong> least and last th<strong>in</strong>g <strong>in</strong> <strong>the</strong>ir<br />

despotic demands. Our prudent shabb<strong>in</strong>ess, <strong>in</strong> fact, is a<br />

necessary boon ; for <strong>the</strong>y want our boots, want our shirts,<br />

yea, <strong>the</strong>y must have <strong>the</strong> only iron cook<strong>in</strong>g-pot we possess<br />

—perhaps. And all this under splitt<strong>in</strong>g vertical rays,<br />

<strong>the</strong> precious dry season quickly speed<strong>in</strong>g past with our

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