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Thinking black; 22 years without a break in the long grass of Central ...

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FARTHEST, BUT SHUT, IN 177<br />

<strong>the</strong>refore wiser) frankly solved <strong>the</strong> problem by eviscerat<strong>in</strong>g<br />

<strong>the</strong> <strong>in</strong>ner wheels. With a k<strong>in</strong>d <strong>of</strong> l<strong>of</strong>ty obst<strong>in</strong>acy, <strong>the</strong>se<br />

negroes would listen not at all to my short but masterly<br />

account <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong>ir delicate mechanism, and f<strong>in</strong>ally <strong>the</strong> poor<br />

palpitat<strong>in</strong>g watches were " killed " neatly and thoroughly,<br />

<strong>the</strong>ir t<strong>in</strong> cases becom<strong>in</strong>g <strong>the</strong> smart snuflf- boxes <strong>of</strong> such<br />

smart Africans.<br />

Ano<strong>the</strong>r attempt I saw at negro record<strong>in</strong>g was <strong>in</strong> a<br />

little hut where I slept. Look<strong>in</strong>g up to <strong>the</strong> beehive ro<strong>of</strong><br />

I spied a number <strong>of</strong> t<strong>in</strong>y white flags fly<strong>in</strong>g, mere ribbons<br />

<strong>of</strong> calico <strong>the</strong>se, some grimed with soot, and one quite new.<br />

" Oh !<br />

" said <strong>the</strong> owner <strong>the</strong>re<strong>of</strong>, " <strong>the</strong>se are receipts <strong>of</strong><br />

debts I have paid." Commoner still is it to f<strong>in</strong>d little<br />

packets <strong>of</strong> twigs scrupulously tied toge<strong>the</strong>r, <strong>the</strong> vary<strong>in</strong>g<br />

sizes all eloquent <strong>of</strong> some transaction represented by <strong>the</strong>se<br />

vouchers—a <strong>long</strong> tusk <strong>of</strong> ivory, for <strong>in</strong>stance, be<strong>in</strong>g<br />

memorised by a <strong>long</strong>ish twig, and so on <strong>in</strong> ratio right<br />

round <strong>the</strong> various sorts and sizes <strong>of</strong> tusks.<br />

^ # #<br />

The royal " sneeze," I f<strong>in</strong>d, is a solemn event here <strong>in</strong><br />

Court life. For if this Mushidi can produce a successful<br />

sneeze <strong>in</strong> public, <strong>the</strong>n <strong>the</strong> thousands <strong>of</strong> negroes acclaim<br />

such a sovereign act with a thunder <strong>of</strong> hand-clapp<strong>in</strong>g :<br />

'* Long live <strong>the</strong> K<strong>in</strong>g ! Hail !<br />

" Therefore <strong>the</strong> <strong>of</strong>tener he<br />

so sneezes <strong>the</strong> <strong>long</strong>er is he supposed to live, <strong>the</strong> idea<br />

be<strong>in</strong>g that a sneeze is only a superabundance <strong>of</strong> life<br />

overflow<strong>in</strong>g <strong>in</strong> friendly fizz. A paroxysm <strong>of</strong> sneez<strong>in</strong>g<br />

only evokes a chorus <strong>of</strong> approval, and one almost suspects<br />

tihat <strong>the</strong> old man is addicted to <strong>the</strong> very snuff<strong>in</strong>g that is

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