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312 THINKING BLACK<br />

mention <strong>of</strong> which, I regret to say, is calculated to disturb<br />

<strong>the</strong> gastric functions <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> stomach. Even <strong>the</strong> Marquis<br />

de Bonchamps, from many <strong>of</strong> whose op<strong>in</strong>ions I disassociate<br />

myself, is quite correct here. Escap<strong>in</strong>g for his life to<br />

Europe, he arrived August 1892, and declared that for<br />

twenty-seven days <strong>the</strong>ir expedition had noth<strong>in</strong>g better<br />

to live on than locusts, ants, and even <strong>grass</strong>. This witness<br />

is true. In <strong>the</strong>se gnaw<strong>in</strong>g days <strong>of</strong> fam<strong>in</strong>e I can tackle<br />

<strong>grass</strong> with famished gusto ;<br />

<strong>grass</strong> seeds boiled to an emerald<br />

gruel is a famous food Musunga wa Chifufia, or sul-<br />

phate <strong>of</strong> copper porridge, <strong>the</strong> name <strong>of</strong> this green gruel.<br />

As an anxious alternative I also eat and enjoy thousands<br />

<strong>of</strong> white ants with ravenous content. The said ants with<br />

a good supply <strong>of</strong> salt make an excellent repast, for be<strong>in</strong>g<br />

obese little <strong>in</strong>sects <strong>the</strong>y frizzle f<strong>in</strong>ely <strong>in</strong> <strong>the</strong>ir own fat.<br />

Don't forget that one p<strong>in</strong>ch <strong>of</strong> salt, though, or you have<br />

spoilt it all. One p<strong>in</strong>ch only? Nay, you need two—<br />

p<strong>in</strong>ch <strong>of</strong> salt and a p<strong>in</strong>ch <strong>of</strong> hunger. This, remember, is<br />

no laugh<strong>in</strong>g matter to a hungry bush preacher, for I f<strong>in</strong>d<br />

<strong>the</strong> difference between English plenty and African paucity<br />

is <strong>the</strong> old candid contrast between <strong>the</strong> relish <strong>of</strong> a man who<br />

likes what he eats and <strong>the</strong> epicure Englishman who eats<br />

what he likes. Ano<strong>the</strong>r African da<strong>in</strong>ty <strong>the</strong>se days is rats,<br />

five little rats tied to each o<strong>the</strong>r by <strong>the</strong>ir twirl<strong>in</strong>g tails and<br />

put on <strong>the</strong> fam<strong>in</strong>e market. Snails, too, are a widely eaten<br />

commodity <strong>long</strong> after every mongrel dog has been heard<br />

to give his last howl on enter<strong>in</strong>g <strong>the</strong> gap<strong>in</strong>g pot <strong>of</strong> gap<strong>in</strong>g<br />

negroes. These snails are <strong>in</strong> much demand by Lubans, and<br />

a brisk bus<strong>in</strong>ess is done per dozen—decimal dozen, I

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