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The Oxford Dictionary of Quotations Preface

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<strong>The</strong>re was an old owl lived in an oak<br />

<strong>The</strong> more he heard, the less he spoke;<br />

<strong>The</strong> less he spoke, the more he heard<br />

O, if men were all like that wise bird!<br />

vol. 68, p. 155 (1875)<br />

It’s worse than wicked, my dear, it’s vulgar.<br />

Almanac (1876)<br />

I never read books—I write them.<br />

vol. 74, p. 210 (1878).<br />

I am not hungry; but thank goodness, I am greedy.<br />

vol. 75, p. 290 (1878)<br />

Bishop: Who is it that sees and hears all we do, and before whom even I am but as a crushed<br />

worm?<br />

Page: <strong>The</strong> Missus, my Lord.<br />

vol. 79, p. 63 (1880)<br />

Ah whiles hae ma doobts aboot the meenister.<br />

vol. 79, p. 275 (1880)<br />

What sort <strong>of</strong> a doctor is he?<br />

Oh, well, I don’t know very much about his ability; but he’s got a very good bedside manner!<br />

vol. 86, p. 121 (1884)<br />

I used your soap two years ago; since then I have used no other.<br />

vol. 86, p. 197 (1884)<br />

Don’t look at me, Sir, with—ah—in that tone <strong>of</strong> voice.<br />

vol. 87, p. 38 (1884)<br />

Wife <strong>of</strong> two years’ standing: Oh yes! I’m sure he’s not so fond <strong>of</strong> me as at first. He’s away so<br />

much, neglects me dreadfully, and he’s so cross when he comes home. What shall I do?<br />

Widow: Feed the brute!<br />

vol. 89, p. 206 (1885)<br />

Nearly all our best men are dead! Carlyle, Tennyson, Browning, George Eliot!—I’m not<br />

feeling very well myself.<br />

vol. 104, p. 210 (1893)<br />

Botticelli isn’t a wine, you Juggins! Botticelli’s a cheese!<br />

vol. 106, p. 270 (1894)<br />

I’m afraid you’ve got a bad egg, Mr Jones.<br />

Oh no, my Lord, I assure you! Parts <strong>of</strong> it are excellent!<br />

vol. 109, p. 222 (1895)<br />

Look here, Steward, if this is c<strong>of</strong>fee, I want tea; but if this is tea, then I wish for c<strong>of</strong>fee.<br />

vol. 123, p. 44 (1902)<br />

Sometimes I sits and thinks, and then again I just sits.<br />

vol. 131, p. 297 (1906)

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