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The Oxford Dictionary of Quotations Preface

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All thinking for themselves is what<br />

No man can face with equanimity.<br />

‘Iolanthe’ (1882) act 2<br />

<strong>The</strong> House <strong>of</strong> Peers, throughout the war,<br />

Did nothing in particular,<br />

And did it very well.<br />

‘Iolanthe’ (1882) act 2<br />

When you’re lying awake with a dismal headache, and repose is taboo’d by anxiety,<br />

I conceive you may use any language you choose to indulge in, without impropriety.<br />

‘Iolanthe’ (1882) act 2<br />

For you dream you are crossing the Channel, and tossing about in a steamer from Harwich—<br />

Which is something between a large bathing machine and a very small second class carriage.<br />

‘Iolanthe’ (1882) act 2<br />

And bound on that journey you find your attorney (who started that morning from Devon);<br />

He’s a bit undersized, and you don’t feel surprised when he tells you he’s only eleven.<br />

‘Iolanthe’ (1882) act 2<br />

In your shirt and your socks (the black silk with gold clocks), crossing Salisbury<br />

Plain on a bicycle.<br />

‘Iolanthe’ (1882) act 2<br />

<strong>The</strong> shares are a penny, and ever so many are taken by Rothschild and Baring,<br />

And just as a few are allotted to you, you awake with a shudder despairing.<br />

‘Iolanthe’ (1882) act 2<br />

A wandering minstrel I—<br />

A thing <strong>of</strong> shreds and patches.<br />

Of ballads, songs and snatches,<br />

And dreamy lullaby!<br />

‘<strong>The</strong> Mikado’ (1885) act 1.<br />

I can trace my ancestry back to a protoplasmal primordial atomic globule.<br />

Consequently, my family pride is something in-conceivable. I can’t help it. I was born sneering.<br />

‘<strong>The</strong> Mikado’ (1885) act 1<br />

As some day it may happen that a victim must be found,<br />

I’ve got a little list—I’ve got a little list<br />

Of society <strong>of</strong>fenders who might well be under ground<br />

And who never would be missed—who never would be missed!<br />

‘<strong>The</strong> Mikado’ (1885) act 1<br />

<strong>The</strong> idiot who praises, with enthusiastic tone,<br />

All centuries but this, and every country but his own.<br />

‘<strong>The</strong> Mikado’ (1885) act 1.<br />

Three little maids from school are we,<br />

Pert as a schoolgirl well can be,

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