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THE FAIR<br />

SEX.<br />

Women have unfortunately only one<br />

way of making us happy, while they<br />

have thirty thousand different modes of<br />

rendering us miserable<br />

Nothing wounds a man so keenly as a<br />

woman's little pin-pricks. We are prepared<br />

for slashing swordstrokes, and are<br />

tickled in the most ticklish parts. Oh<br />

the women! We must needs forgive<br />

them much for they love much, and also<br />

many ! Their hatred is really a species<br />

of love that has become apostate. They<br />

often try to do us an injury, because in<br />

doing so they think to please some<br />

other man.<br />

ROBESPIERRE.<br />

Maximilian Robespierre, the great<br />

citizen of the Rue Saint Honoie, had, it<br />

is true, his sudden attacks of destructiveness<br />

when it was a question of the<br />

monarchy, and his frame was violently<br />

convulsed when the fit of regicidal<br />

epilepsy was on; but as soon as it came<br />

to be a question about the Supreme Being,<br />

he wiped the white froth from his<br />

lips, washed the blood from his hands,<br />

donned his blue Sunday coat with shining<br />

metal buttons, and stuck a nosegay<br />

in the bosom of his broad vest.

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