THE DHAMMAPADA: THE WAY OF THE BUDDHA, VOL. 9-12 The ...
THE DHAMMAPADA: THE WAY OF THE BUDDHA, VOL. 9-12 The ...
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<strong>THE</strong> <strong>DHAMMAPADA</strong>: <strong>THE</strong> <strong>WAY</strong> <strong>OF</strong> <strong>THE</strong> <strong>BUDDHA</strong>, <strong>VOL</strong>. 9-<strong>12</strong> 219<br />
I have learned much from the past buddhas. If Jesus had kept a little quieter about being the Son of God<br />
it would have been far more beneficial to humanity. I had made it a point that until I stopped traveling in the<br />
country I was not going to declare it; otherwise I would have been killed you would not be here.<br />
Once I had finished with traveling, mixing with the masses, moving from one town to another.... For twenty<br />
years continuously I was moving, and there was not a single bodyguard. Shiva and his samurai had not yet arrived!<br />
And I was in constant danger. Stones were being thrown at me, shoes were being thrown at me.<br />
I would reach a town after traveling for twenty-four hours in a train and the crowd wouldn’t allow me to get<br />
down at the station; they would force me to go back. A fight would ensue between those who wanted me to get<br />
down from the train and those who did not want me to get down, in their town at least.<br />
If I had declared it I would have been killed very easily. <strong>The</strong>re would have been no problem in it; it would<br />
have been so simple. But for twenty years I kept absolutely silent about it. I declared it only when I saw that<br />
now I had gathered enough people who could understand it. I had gathered enough people who were mine, who<br />
belonged to me. I declared it only when I knew that now I could create my own small world and I was no more<br />
concerned with the crowds and the masses and the stupid mob.<br />
Sarjano, there is a difficulty. I can understand your difficulty. But please keep your big mouth shut Italian or<br />
not Italian! Otherwise you will simply be thought crazy. And if you cannot keep your mouth shut, then I will<br />
declare, ”He is crazy!” <strong>The</strong>n nobody will listen to you. <strong>The</strong>n you can go on saying to these little men, ”I have<br />
found the master,” but they will say, ”<strong>The</strong> master says you are crazy!”<br />
<strong>The</strong> last question:<br />
Question 8<br />
BELOVED MASTER, WHY IS EVERYTHING TOPSY-TURVY HERE?<br />
Anurati, it must be because of the Italians! One has to find some reason....<br />
<strong>The</strong> Italian died and went to the Pearly Gates where he was greeted by Saint Peter and his impressive Golden<br />
Book. After staring intently at the new applicant’s sallow face, weak chin and shifty eyes, Saint Peter declared in<br />
thunderous tones, ”I trust you are not Italian?”<br />
Saint Peter’s voice became stentorian, ”Are you Italian?”<br />
<strong>The</strong> Italian’s reply was meek, ”No, sir, I am Puerto Rican.”<br />
Saint Peter smiled. ”Pass, friend,” he said, ”Come in.”<br />
Even Saint Peter is afraid!<br />
And then there was one Italian chick so ugly that when she came into a room all the mice jumped up on the<br />
chairs.<br />
Can anyone doubt that New York is a great city?<br />
<strong>The</strong> Jews own it, the Irish run it and the Italians after fifty years are still wondering what happened!<br />
How did Columbus happen to discover America?<br />
He was trying to get away from Italy.<br />
What did God say when he made the first Italian?<br />
”Shit! I fucked up again!”<br />
Enough for today.<br />
<strong>The</strong> Dhammapada: <strong>The</strong> Way of the Buddha, Vol. 11<br />
Chapter 3 <strong>The</strong> quiet way to the happy country<br />
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YOU HAVE NO NAME AND NO FORM. WHY MISS WHAT YOU DO NOT HAVE? <strong>THE</strong> SEEKER IS<br />
NOT SORRY.<br />
LOVE AND JOYFULLY FOLLOW <strong>THE</strong> <strong>WAY</strong>, <strong>THE</strong> QUIET <strong>WAY</strong> TO <strong>THE</strong> HAPPY COUNTRY.<br />
SEEKER! EMPTY <strong>THE</strong> BOAT, LIGHTEN <strong>THE</strong> LOAD, PASSION AND DESIRE AND HATRED.<br />
AND SAIL SWIFTLY.<br />
<strong>THE</strong>RE ARE FIVE AT <strong>THE</strong> DOOR TO TURN A<strong>WAY</strong>, AND FIVE MORE, AND <strong>THE</strong>RE ARE FIVE TO<br />
WELCOME IN.<br />
AND WHEN FIVE HAVE BEEN LEFT STRANDED ON <strong>THE</strong> SHORE, <strong>THE</strong> SEEKER IS CALLED OGHATIN-<br />
NOTI ”HE WHO HAS CROSSED OVER.”<br />
A new inmate checked into a California asylum. He seemed quite happy in fact, he was laughing uproariously.<br />
”Nearest kin?” asked the examining physician.<br />
”Twin brother,” responded the fellow. ”We were identical twins. Couldn’t tell us apart. In school he would<br />
throw a spitball and the teacher would blame me. Once he was arrested for speeding and the judge fined me. I<br />
had a girl, he ran off with her.”