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EMPIRE OF THE SOUL<br />

The whole history <strong>of</strong> Indian cities could be told through street<br />

names. The signs reading Grant Road and St. Mark’s Road have<br />

now gone, replaced by Vithalpatai Road, by Indira Nagar, or some<br />

such – yet <strong>the</strong> old names survive un<strong>of</strong>ficially. Grant Road is still<br />

somewhere a taxi or auto driver will take you, if you’re patient.<br />

The Bombay Ananda Bhavan proved to be one <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> stately<br />

houses, its title on a wea<strong>the</strong>r-weary board looking at once out <strong>of</strong><br />

place and a sign <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> times. A semicircular drive drew you up to a<br />

robust, monsoon-pro<strong>of</strong> porch over steps leading to double doors.<br />

After a screaming argument over <strong>the</strong> fare, my driver flew <strong>of</strong>f, his<br />

machine sounding more and more like an angry bee trapped in a<br />

jar.<br />

A reception desk with a bell greeted my entrance. There was no<br />

sign <strong>of</strong> human life. I rang <strong>the</strong> bell, hearing an odd guttural gurgling,<br />

apparently from beneath <strong>the</strong> floor. I rang again, shouting out that I<br />

was here. Nothing. Just <strong>the</strong> subterranean sounds <strong>of</strong> a viscous<br />

drainage. A clock ticked. A pleasant breeze blew in, carrying<br />

perfumed greenhouse smells on its wings. A fly <strong>the</strong> size <strong>of</strong> a small<br />

bird – or possibly a small bird <strong>the</strong> size <strong>of</strong> a fly zoomed straight for<br />

my nose, veering drastically away at <strong>the</strong> last moment. I looked in a<br />

room to my left – a bed draped in mosquito netting – and a room to<br />

my right – a bed draped in mosquito netting, and an armoire <strong>the</strong><br />

size <strong>of</strong> a van. Then I peeked behind <strong>the</strong> narrow reception desk, to<br />

discover a bearded man in a T-shirt and lungi sound asleep on <strong>the</strong><br />

floor.<br />

The occasional gurgling was his snore, which aggravated a<br />

standardised fly that was busy ga<strong>the</strong>ring sebum from his glistening<br />

nose. It darted back and forth to <strong>the</strong> safety <strong>of</strong> a nearby shelf each<br />

time <strong>the</strong> man’s mouth puckered with ano<strong>the</strong>r imminent snore. He<br />

had toenails like a bear, this sleeper, and <strong>the</strong> soles <strong>of</strong> his feet looked<br />

like desiccated mudflats, riven with cracks half an inch deep in<br />

some places. They weren’t like lea<strong>the</strong>r; <strong>the</strong>y were lea<strong>the</strong>r.<br />

He looked serene, with his hands behind his head. I called to<br />

him quietly. No response. Finally I shouted at him. Beyond an<br />

irritable gurgle, still no response. This was no ordinary nap. In <strong>the</strong><br />

end I took him by <strong>the</strong> shoulders and shook, all but slapping his face<br />

as if he’d OD’d or passed out from booze, or both. Finally his droopy<br />

eyelids fluttered.

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