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‘THERE’S BLOODLETTING AS WE SPEAK’<br />

to imply, even though I knew <strong>the</strong> Calcutta clubs operated pretty<br />

much on <strong>the</strong> same lines as <strong>the</strong>y had during <strong>the</strong> Raj.<br />

Mansoor came up with a solution: He’d get <strong>the</strong> GM to fax him a<br />

letter authorising me to dine at <strong>the</strong> club as his guest in absentia.<br />

Armed with <strong>the</strong> precious document, he escorted me in a car to<br />

<strong>the</strong> massive Victorian edifice. Winds and rain roughed up our car as<br />

we drove through dreadfully bleak and forlorn streets in a<br />

preternatural twilight, banded darknesses teeming with eyes. Even<br />

<strong>the</strong> luminous dome <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> Victoria Memorial, that last gesture <strong>of</strong><br />

imperial might, was plunged abruptly into darkness as we approached<br />

it. The floodlights were only left on until <strong>the</strong> son et lumière was over:<br />

Calcutta couldn’t afford to waste anything, particularly light.<br />

Floods had knocked out <strong>the</strong> Bengal Club’s phones, so we had not<br />

been able to discover in advance whe<strong>the</strong>r <strong>the</strong> fax tactic would work.<br />

An entire antique switchboard was on its side in <strong>the</strong> dingy lobby,<br />

being overhauled, as we entered. Overall, <strong>the</strong> place now reminded<br />

me <strong>of</strong> some seedy government <strong>of</strong>fice. We climbed tired wooden<br />

stairs that had once shone with wax, as countless old photographs<br />

attested. Mansoor suggested we stop in for drinks, in case he<br />

recognised someone else who could take me in to dinner. The<br />

famous bar was ano<strong>the</strong>r disappointment; it looked and felt like<br />

something from a run-down no-star hotel <strong>of</strong>f <strong>the</strong> Bayswater Road.<br />

Several small clutches <strong>of</strong> men sat around <strong>the</strong> nearly empty room<br />

with <strong>the</strong>ir beers in silence, barely looking up as we came in. The<br />

tired, musty atmosphere absorbed us indifferently, a façade <strong>of</strong> what<br />

it must once have been. None<strong>the</strong>less, membership remained a<br />

prerequisite for status in Calcutta society.<br />

Locating <strong>the</strong> secretary, a chubby, sarcastic fellow in a stained white<br />

shirt whose tails hung over <strong>the</strong> shiny seat <strong>of</strong> his trousers, Mansoor<br />

presented <strong>the</strong> fax and <strong>the</strong> situation. The secretary scrutinised this<br />

crumpled document, shaking his head.<br />

‘We have rules,’ he announced. ‘No guests without members.’<br />

The hotel manager tried appealing to a better nature I could see<br />

this man did not possess.<br />

‘No point in having rules if <strong>the</strong>y aren’t obeyed,’ I said, since he<br />

clearly enjoyed sarcasm. I imagined how many Indians had been<br />

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