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‘THERE’S FAR TOO MUCH MUCK TO RAKE HERE!’<br />

companies long dubious about investing anything in India now<br />

virtually fighting to get into what was touted as <strong>the</strong> largest middleclass<br />

consumer market outside Europe. Rahul, <strong>of</strong> course, was a<br />

writer, and writers never see much change in business – until <strong>the</strong>y<br />

find <strong>the</strong>mselves shipped <strong>of</strong>f to a gulag, or chained naked in some<br />

cellar with <strong>the</strong>ir tongue on <strong>the</strong> floor. But writers do usually like to<br />

talk about business, or any number <strong>of</strong> o<strong>the</strong>r subjects <strong>the</strong>y know<br />

nothing about, because <strong>the</strong>y’ll talk about anything to avoid talking<br />

about <strong>the</strong> writing <strong>the</strong>y aren’t doing.<br />

Gurcharan Das, however, knew an awful lot about business, more<br />

even than he needed to know. At least this reassured me I wasn’t just<br />

being romantic about believing India’s economic future was going<br />

to surprise <strong>the</strong> world. At one point I asked him if he thought dropping<br />

<strong>the</strong> legislation protecting <strong>the</strong> Indian automobile industry –<br />

permitting <strong>the</strong> Japanese, for example, to establish plants <strong>the</strong>re –<br />

would destroy it. Given <strong>the</strong> choice, it seemed unlikely that anyone<br />

but people who could afford to make symbolic gestures would ever<br />

buy an Indian car again.<br />

I had a reason for asking. I recalled watching <strong>the</strong> windscreen<br />

wipers on an Ambassador that had been purchased an hour before<br />

make fifteen feeble sweeps at a monsoon downpour before simply<br />

dropping straight <strong>of</strong>f <strong>the</strong> hood in unison. Not ten miles on <strong>the</strong><br />

clock, and a window in this same car, when wound up to keep out<br />

rain, flopped free <strong>of</strong> its doorframe, shattering somewhere back along<br />

<strong>the</strong> road. Within twenty-four hours, both <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> little yellow flippers<br />

set between <strong>the</strong> doors on both sides as indicators dangled uselessly<br />

from mysterious threads <strong>of</strong> wire; <strong>the</strong> handbrake now rested beneath<br />

a seat; <strong>the</strong> left front wheel had nearly detached itself entirely from<br />

<strong>the</strong> axle, lacking bolts to secure it <strong>the</strong>re; <strong>the</strong> speedometer needle,<br />

having been lodged at fifteen miles per hour for as long as anyone<br />

recalled, was next seen lying horizontally beneath zero; <strong>the</strong> battery,<br />

which proved to be ten years older than <strong>the</strong> car, died amid a toxic<br />

froth; and <strong>the</strong> fan belt melted just before <strong>the</strong> entire engine burst into<br />

flames.<br />

No, buying an Ambassador was an act <strong>of</strong> faith. But when you’d<br />

fixed all <strong>the</strong> problems that it shouldn’t have had in <strong>the</strong> first place,<br />

and found a mechanic who wouldn’t replace your new parts with his<br />

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