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— 220 — “She’s go<strong>in</strong>g to her people <strong>in</strong> Wales,” said Harris, “for the holidays, with the children; we’ve had an <strong>in</strong>vitation.” “Possibly,” I said, “she’ll go to Wales before she goes to Folkestone, or maybe she’ll take Wales on her way home; but she’ll want a house at Folkestone for the season, notwithstand<strong>in</strong>g. I may be mistaken — I hope for your sake that I am — but I feel a presentiment that I’m not.” “This trip,” said Harris, “is go<strong>in</strong>g to be expensive.” “It was an idiotic suggestion,” I said, “from the beg<strong>in</strong>n<strong>in</strong>g.” “It was foolish of us to listen to him,” said Harris; “he’ll get us <strong>in</strong>to real trouble one of these days.” “He always was a muddler,” I agreed. “So headstrong,” added Harris. We heard his voice at that moment <strong>in</strong> the hall, ask<strong>in</strong>g for letters. “Better not say anyth<strong>in</strong>g to him,” I suggested; “it’s too late to go back now.” “There would be no advantage <strong>in</strong> do<strong>in</strong>g so,” replied Harris. “I should have to get that bathroom and piano <strong>in</strong> any case now.” He came <strong>in</strong> look<strong>in</strong>g very cheerful. “Well,” he said, “is it all right? Have you managed it?” There was that about his tone I did not altogether like; I noticed Harris resented it also. “Managed what?” I said. “Why, to get off,” said George. I felt the time was come to expla<strong>in</strong> th<strong>in</strong>gs to George. “In married life,” I said, “the man proposes, the woman submits. It is her duty; all religion teaches it.” George folded his hands and fixed his eyes on the ceil<strong>in</strong>g. “We may chaff and joke a little about these th<strong>in</strong>gs,” I cont<strong>in</strong>ued; “but when it comes to practice, that is what always happens. We have mentioned to our wives that we are go<strong>in</strong>g. Naturally, they are grieved; they would prefer to come with us; fail<strong>in</strong>g that, they would have us rema<strong>in</strong> with them. But we have
— 221 — expla<strong>in</strong>ed to them our wishes on the subject, and — there’s an end of the matter.” George said, “Forgive me; I did not understand. I am only a bachelor. People tell me this, that, and the other, and I listen.” I said, “That is where you do wrong. When you want <strong>in</strong>formation come to Harris or myself; we will tell you the truth about these questions.” George thanked us, and we proceeded with the bus<strong>in</strong>ess <strong>in</strong> hand. “When shall we start?” said George. “So far as I am concerned,” replied Harris, “the sooner the better.” His idea, I fancy, was to get away before Mrs. H. thought of other th<strong>in</strong>gs. We fixed the follow<strong>in</strong>g Wednesday. “What about route?” said Harris. “I have an idea,” said George. “I take it you fellows are naturally anxious to improve your m<strong>in</strong>ds?” I said, “We don’t want to become monstrosities. To a reasonable degree, yes, if it can be done without much expense and with little personal trouble.” “It can,” said George. “We know Holland and the Rh<strong>in</strong>e. Very well, my suggestion is that we take the boat to Hamburg, see Berl<strong>in</strong> and Dresden, and work our way to the Schwarzwald, through Nuremberg and Stuttgart.” “There are some pretty bits <strong>in</strong> Mesopotamia, so I’ve been told,” murmured Harris. George said Mesopotamia was too much out of our way, but that the Berl<strong>in</strong>-Dresden route was quite practicable. For good or evil, he persuaded us <strong>in</strong>to it. “The mach<strong>in</strong>es, I suppose,” said George, “as before. Harris and I on the tandem, J. —” “I th<strong>in</strong>k not,” <strong>in</strong>terrupted Harris, firmly. “You and J. on the tandem, I on the s<strong>in</strong>gle.” “All the same to me,” agreed George. “J. and I on the tandem, Harris —” “I do not m<strong>in</strong>d tak<strong>in</strong>g my turn,” I <strong>in</strong>terrupted, “but I am
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PUBLISHER’S ADVERTISEMENT. IT may
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CHAPTER I. Three I
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— 97 — CHAPTER X. Our first nig
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— 107 — CHAPTER XI. How George,
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