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— 256 — CHAPTER V A necessary digression — Introduced by story conta<strong>in</strong><strong>in</strong>g moral — One of the charms of this book — The Journal that did not command success — Its boast: “Instruction comb<strong>in</strong>ed with Amusement” — Problem: say what should be considered <strong>in</strong>structive and what amus<strong>in</strong>g — A popular game — Expert op<strong>in</strong>ion on English law — Another of the charms of this book — A hackneyed tune — Yet a third charm of this book — The sort of wood it was where the maiden lived — Description of the Black Forest. A STORY is told of a Scotchman who, lov<strong>in</strong>g a lassie, desired her for his wife. But he possessed the prudence of his race. He had noticed <strong>in</strong> his circle many an otherwise promis<strong>in</strong>g union result <strong>in</strong> disappo<strong>in</strong>tment and dismay, purely <strong>in</strong> consequence of the false estimate formed by bride or bridegroom concern<strong>in</strong>g the imag<strong>in</strong>ed perfectability of the other. He determ<strong>in</strong>ed that <strong>in</strong> his own case no collapsed ideal should be possible. Therefore, it was that his proposal took the follow<strong>in</strong>g form: “I’m but a puir lad, Jennie; I hae nae siller to offer ye, and nae land.” “Ah, but ye hae yoursel’, Davie!” “An’ I’m wishfu’ it wa’ onyth<strong>in</strong>g else, lassie. I’m nae but a puir ill-seasoned loon, Jennie.” “Na, na; there’s mony a lad mair ill-look<strong>in</strong>g than yoursel’, Davie.” “I hae na seen him, lass, and I’m just a-th<strong>in</strong>k<strong>in</strong>’ I shouldna’ care to.” “Better a pla<strong>in</strong> man, Davie, that ye can depend a’ than ane that would be a speir<strong>in</strong>’ at the lassies, a-br<strong>in</strong>g<strong>in</strong>’ trouble <strong>in</strong>to the hame wi’ his flout<strong>in</strong>g ways.” “D<strong>in</strong>na ye reckon on that, Jennie; it’s nae the bonniest Bubbly Jock that mak’s the most feathers to fly <strong>in</strong> the kailyard. I was ever a lad to run after the petticoats, as is weel kent; an’ it’s a weary handfu’ I’ll be to ye, I’m th<strong>in</strong>k<strong>in</strong>’.” “Ah, but ye hae a k<strong>in</strong>d heart, Davie! an’ ye love me weel. I’m sure on’t.” “I like ye weel enoo’, Jennie, though I canna say how long the
— 257 — feel<strong>in</strong>g may bide wi’ me; an’ I’m k<strong>in</strong>d enoo’ when I hae my a<strong>in</strong> way, an’ naeth<strong>in</strong>’ happens to put me oot. But I hae the deevil’s a<strong>in</strong> temper, as my mither call tell ye, an’ like my puir fayther, I’m a-th<strong>in</strong>k<strong>in</strong>’, I’ll grow nae better as I grow mair auld.” “Ay, but ye’re sair hard upon yersel’, Davie. Ye’re an honest lad. I ken ye better than ye ken yersel’, an’ ye’ll mak a guid hame for me.” “Maybe, Jennie! But I hae my doots. It’s a sair th<strong>in</strong>g for wife an’ bairns when the guid man canna keep awa’ frae the glass; an’ when the scent of the whusky comes to me it’s just as though I hae’d the throat o’ a Loch Tay salmon; it just gaes doon an’ doon, an’ there’s nae fill<strong>in</strong>g o’ me.” “Ay, but ye’re a guid man when ye’re sober, Davie.” “Maybe I’ll be that, Jennie, if I’m nae disturbed.” “An’ ye’ll bide wi’ me, Davie, an’ work for me?” “I see nae reason why I shouldna bide wi’ yet Jennie; but d<strong>in</strong>na ye clack aboot work to me, for I just canna bear the thoct o’t.” “Anyhow, ye’ll do your best, Davie? As the m<strong>in</strong>ister says, nae man can do mair than that.” “An’ it’s a puir best that m<strong>in</strong>e’ll be, Jennie, and I’m nae sae sure ye’ll hae ower muckle even o’ that. We’re a’ weak, s<strong>in</strong>fu’ creatures, Jennie, an’ ye’d hae some deefficulty to f<strong>in</strong>d a man weaker or mair s<strong>in</strong>fu’ than mysel’.” “Weel, weel, ye hae a truthfu’ tongue, Davie. Mony a lad will mak f<strong>in</strong>e promises to a puir lassie, only to break ’em an’ her heart wi’ ’em. Ye speak me fair, Davie, and I’m th<strong>in</strong>k<strong>in</strong>’ I’ll just tak ye, an’ see what comes o’t.” Concern<strong>in</strong>g what did come of it, the story is silent, but one feels that under no circumstances had the lady any right to compla<strong>in</strong> of her barga<strong>in</strong>. Whether she ever did or did not — for women do not <strong>in</strong>variably order their tongues accord<strong>in</strong>g to logic, nor men either for the matter of that — Davie, himself, must have had the satisfaction of reflect<strong>in</strong>g that all reproaches were undeserved. I wish to be equally frank with the reader of this book. I
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Jerome K. Jerome Three</str
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PUBLISHER’S ADVERTISEMENT. IT may
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CHAPTER I. Three I
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INHALT THREE MEN IN A BOAT . . . .
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