- Page 1: Jerome K. Jerome Three</str
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- Page 7: PREFACE. The chief beauty of this b
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- Page 18 and 19: — 18 — This is all very well fo
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— 54 — CHAPTER VI. Kin<
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— 56 — and complicated oaths. T
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— 58 — couldn’t go to school.
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— 60 — We, in
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— 62 — together in</str
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— 64 — out directions to them.
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— 66 — way, we men are able to
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— 68 — I gave it up at last; I
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— 70 — ing abo
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— 72 — a young man out for a ho
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— 74 — CHAPTER VIII. Blackmail<
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— 76 — friends and relations at
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— 78 — sings i
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— 80 — it was so funny that, wh
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— 82 — about a young girl who l
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— 86 — CHAPTER IX. George is <s
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— 88 — mad, and dances on the r
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— 90 — ever the accident may ha
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— 92 — start off at a run, pull
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— 94 — before seven, and then t
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— 96 — necks and bless them; bu
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— 98 — up over the boat, and th
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— 100 — are not goin</s
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— 102 — And George said: “Not
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— 104 — by the mornin</
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— 116 — all the people will com
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— 118 — CHAPTER XII. Henry VIII
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— 120 — are evidently under the
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— 122 — “Oh, we had been ther
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— 124 — then kin</stron
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— 126 — ly out of proportion th
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— 128 — linger
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— 130 — But it did not do any g
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— 132 — Warwick, the ki
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— 134 — tiff, and one or two co
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— 136 — have grasped the idea t
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— 138 — Fruiterer’s boy, with
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— 140 — Old ladies, not accusto
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— 142 — surrounded with notice
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— 144 — CHAPTER XIV. Wargrave.
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— 146 — the time the first pota
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— 148 — wards it in</st
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— 150 — So he sat up at night <
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— 152 — and, like a giant glow-
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— 154 — the boat again<
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— 156 — CHAPTER XV. Household d
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— 158 — “Well, hang it all, I
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— 160 — the proprietor of the m
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— 162 — They said they were rea
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— 164 — “I tell you what it i
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— 166 — up stream and sometimes
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— 168 — By a sort of natural <s
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— 170 — CHAPTER XVI. Read<stron
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— 172 — about coroners’ court
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— 174 — CHAPTER XVII. Wash<stro
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— 176 — No; your accomplished a
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— 178 — some talk lately of its
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— 180 — how he had caught it ea
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— 182 — CHAPTER XVIII. Locks.
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— 184 — “Push your nose out,
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— 186 — It is, without exceptio
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— 188 — round three times, and
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— 190 — its occupants. That is
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— 192 — The river — with the
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— 194 — night down at Aldershot
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— 196 — At about four o’clock
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— 198 — the odour of Burgundy,
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CHAPTER I Three me
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— 203 — know you said it was a
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— 205 — ing, <
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— 207 — “They work better for
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— 209 — Captain</strong
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— 211 — from the north, from th
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— 213 — George looked doubtful.
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— 215 — body, a brighter, bette
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— 217 — I want to get up. Two p
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— 219 — “I know,” I said.
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— 221 — explain</strong
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— 223 — that at first she thoug
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— 225 — retain
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— 227 — CHAPTER III Harris’s
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— 229 — “Well, that really di
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— 231 — I made an effort, and w
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— 233 — Ethelbertha said: “If
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— 235 — doubled himself across
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— 237 — “You go away and leav
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— 239 — them. I have noticed, m
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— 241 — murder, or revolution,
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— 243 — this natural disadvanta
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— 245 — There are men I know wh
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— 247 — strokes; but she did it
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— 249 — police; and the editor
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— 251 — themselves up on purpos
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— 253 — then, when by this mean
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— 255 — “don’t be i
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— 257 — feelin
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— 259 — rect; how many red herr
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— 261 — fellow says; he is too
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— 263 — was a mild-mannered man
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— 265 — Nor will there be found
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— 267 — left to himself, he wou
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— 269 — “You,” cont
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— 271 — CHAPTER VI Why we went
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— 273 — talk as often as not <s
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— 275 — “Its humour,” proce
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— 277 — cise them: but on the o
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— 283 — seen a camelopard do tr
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— 285 — CHAPTER VII George wond
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— 287 — his hin</strong
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— 289 — Forest. The last time I
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— 291 — “The Stehplatz,” I
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— 293 — “Don’t get excited,
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— 295 — girls got behin
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— 299 — living
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— 301 — are bein</stron
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— 303 — he knew in</str
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— 305 — man who rode upon the h
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— 307 — ciously. “Can’t you
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— 309 — “Positive,” replied
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— 311 — infr<s
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— 313 — in the
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— 315 — for creatin</st
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— 317 — In Germany you must not
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— 319 — Whether the police will
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— 321 — But in
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— 327 — “Oh, undoubtedly.”
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— 329 — moderation in</
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— 331 — refuse her lunch, it is
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— 333 — “Britain</str
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— 335 — haul him back. “Oh de
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— 337 — they in</strong
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— 339 — their shocked expressio
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— 341 — “Well, what shall we
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— 343 — The sight of it made me
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— 347 — least annoyed or surpri
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— 349 — side of thin</s
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— 351 — CHAPTER XII We are grie
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— 353 — “Talkin</stro
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— 357 — he had been seek<strong
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— 359 — been the monotonous nec
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— 361 — “Of course not,” I
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— 363 — understand when it is u
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— 365 — CHAPTER XIII An exam<st
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— 367 — The Germans have come t
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— 369 — of the spectators, his
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— 371 — whatever. It is childis
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— 373 — guest as a special dist
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— 375 — to get rid of that firs
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— 377 — him was that of positiv
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— 379 — “I thin</stro
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— 383 — would cause public <str
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— 385 — methods. Hitherto, the
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— 389 — “Maybe the book was w
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— 391 — “A ‘Bummel’,” I