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92 Cecelia Ahernlousy few weeks; I really need your comic relief! Work your magic RosieDunne and make me laugh.from:to:subject:RosieAlexRosie is here!Hello there misery man, have no fear, Rosie is here! Sorry things havebeen shit for you lately. I think life likes to do that every now and again.Every so often it likes to dip and when you feel like you can’t take any moreit smoothes out again. But until then my dear friend I will try to humor youby explaining the events of my life.OK firstly you are a bad, bad influence on me. After I read the masterpiecethat was my CV, and after I read your letter I felt so motivated andhyped up that I donned my tracksuit, headband, wrist bands, and joggingshoes (not really) and I raced around Dublin city like a woman on a mission.You horrible, horrible man. You made me feel like I could do anything,like I could take on the world (never ever do that again) so I proceeded todrop my CV into every single hotel I’ve ever wanted to work in but wasalways too afraid to try. Shame on you for giving me strength, because itquickly disappeared and I found myself faced with a million billion interviewswith a million billion snotty companies that hated me and my cheekfor even thinking I could work for them.So let’s see, which embarrassing interview should I tell you about first?Hmm...there are so many to choose from. Well let’s start with the mostrecent, shall we? Yesterday I had an interview to work at the reception in theTwo Lakes Hotel; you know that really posh one in the city? The front ofthe building is entirely made of glass so you can see the big bright glisteningchandeliers dripping down, from miles away. At nighttime the building lookslike it’s on fire, it’s so bright. The restaurant is on the top floor so that youcan look out over the entire city. It really is very beautiful.But it’s also one of those places where there’s a guy (actually more of agentleman) dressed in one of those cloak things and a top hat who stands at