cecilia-ahern-love-rosie

chapter 9kYou have an instant message from: RUBYRuby:Rosie:Ruby:Rosie:Ruby:Rosie:Ruby:Rosie:Ruby:Rosie:Hey you, happy Monday.Oh great, hold on while I get the champagne.What did you do over the weekend?Oh wait till you hear this! I was just dying to tell you all morning,it’s so exciting! You’ll never believe it, I—I sense sarcasm here. Let me guess: you watched TV.Introducing Ruby ...and her psychic powers!! I had to listen to itwith the volume blaring just to drown out the loving couple nextdoor screaming their ears off each other. Someday they’re going tokill each other. I can’t wait. Poor Katie didn’t know what was goingon so I sent her down to stay at Toby’s house.Honestly don’t some people understand the meaning of the wordDIVORCE?Ha ha, well, it’s a magic word for you.I would appreciate it if you wouldn’t make fun of a devastatinglydifficult time in my life that left me feeling shattered and emotionallydistraught.Oh please! Getting that divorce was the happiest day of yourlife! You bought the most expensive bottle of champagne,