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love, rosie 265Rosie:Alex:Rosie:Alex:Rosie:Alex:Rosie:Alex:Rosie:Alex:Rosie:Alex:Rosie:Alex:Rosie:Alex:Rosie:Alex:Rosie:Alex:But let’s not talk about him anymore because he’s gone and he’snever coming backWhy?Because I scared him off.Why?Because I’m your best friend and I care about you.Why?Because I’ve nothing better to do.Why?Because it’s the unfortunate way that my life turned out, whateverhappened made me care about you and yours. Anyway it’s great thatI don’t have to hide anymore.Why?Because I’ve apologized.Why?Because I’m tired of not hearing from you and I miss you.Why?Because (and I’m now saying this through incredibly grittedteeth). You. Are. My. Best. Friend. But I have to warn you, I’mnot going to listen to any of your bitchy remarks about her thistime round.Why?Because I really like her Rosie and she makes me happy. I feel likethe little boy working in Dad’s office again. And just think, if itwasn’t for you getting so drunk on your sixteenth birthday that youhad to get your stomach pumped, we never would have beencaught, we wouldn’t have been suspended, and I wouldn’t havebeen punished so severely by having to file every piece of paper inthe world in Dad’s office where I might add, I would never have metBethany. So it’s all down to you my dear friend!OH WHYYYYYY??? Dear god, oh why?Ha ha. I better go now because I’ve got surgery in a few hours.Why?Because I happen to be a cardiac surgeon and there’s a poor man,