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124 Cecelia Ahernfrom:to:subject:AlexRosieLifeYeah, that’s something I’m beginning to wonder about.Ruby:Rosie:Ruby:Rosie:Ruby:Rosie:Ruby:Rosie:Ruby:Rosie:Ruby:Rosie:Ruby:Rosie:Ruby:Rosie:Ruby:Rosie:Ruby:They WHAT??? They split up??Yeah, they’re finished. Sad isn’t it?Well not really actually. Why did they split up?Irreconcilable differences. Isn’t that what people always say?Not in my case, mine was a lazy cheating bastard. So who has Josh?Sally took him and went to stay with her parents.Oh poor Alex. So come on spill the beans.Well I don’t know everything—Liar. Alex tells you everything which is probably the reason in itself.Excuse me; please do not accuse me of being the reason for his marriagebreakup. That is very insulting. It was a million little thingsthat all finally blew up in their faces.So when are you going over to him?Next week.Are you planning on coming back?RUBY! QUIT IT!Oh OK, OK. It’s sad though isn’t it?Yes it is. Alex is devastated.No I didn’t mean that. The irony of it all makes me sad, I can’t evenimagine how you must feel.What irony?Oh you know...you wait and wait for years for him until youfinally give up and move on with your life. You eventually decide tomarry Greg and weeks later, Alex splits up with Sally. You know,you two have the worst timing ever ...When will you ever learn tocatch up with each other?