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284 Cecelia AhernRosie:Ruby:Rosie:Ruby:Rosie:Ruby:Rosie:Ruby:Rosie:What big event?Rosie! The Dublin salsa dancing championships!I know, I was just kidding. Of course I’m going. Katie and Toby arecoming too. Has Teddy had a change of heart yet?I can’t tell him about the competition Rosie. If I did he would probablymarch with his trucker mates to the Conrad Hotel and protestagainst men dancing in glittery suits. It’s far more enjoyable formyself and Gary if we don’t think Teddy is about to barge into thereception hall looking like Homer Simpson on a mission.I’m, you know, proud of Gary. I don’t want Teddy and his pureignorance and lack of intelligence to ruin something that has takenyears to achieve. Whether we win, lose, or draw.Oh I can’t wait to see you two dancing together. I’ll bring the camera.So if Teddy ever does have a change of heart he won’t havemissed the moment completely.Thanks Rosie, that’s a great idea. Remind me to be nicer to you inthe future.Ha, I think I’ll take you up on that. So what are you going to wearwhile you’re dancing?Well that was proving to be a huge problem. I know all the otherdancers competing will be baring flesh for all to see but the idea ofmy outfit will be to cover up as much as I can.Unfortunately “Upsizes” don’t make sexy salsa dresses even formy size. Unless they expect me to wear what looks like a sheetwith a hole cut out for my head to go through. Gary was havingthe same problem. So after Miss Behave got over being in a huff atbeing replaced, she offered to make us something. She said she’sused to “making women’s clothes for people who haven’t the naturalfigure of a woman.” Worryingly enough, she won’t tell us whatshe’s making. But I’ve told her to steer clear of pink, fluff, andrubber.Look forward to it!