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love, rosie 139Rosie: So what’s your idea then?Ruby: Hmmm ...OKyoushouldonly eat . . . whatever food you looklike.Rosie: I bet those magazines are quaking in their boots . . .Ruby: No really! I think I’m on to something here! Teddy always remindsme of a tomato with his big ripe fat juicy red face. The two hairs onhis head that stick up remind me of the stalk ...I always feel theurge to stick his head in a blender and mix with vodka and Tabasco.A bloody Teddy. Simon from the office reminds me of a Brusselssprout. He’s smelly and ...Rosie: Green?Ruby: No, just smelly.Rosie: What do I look like?Ruby: Good question . . . Hmmm, I think you’re a bit of an onion.Rosie: An onion?! Why, do I stink and make people cry? An onion?! Why,do I stink and make people cry?Ruby: Why did you just repeat yourself?Rosie: Onions do that don’t they, they repeat on you?Ruby: A funny onion too. No I think it’s because there are many layers toyou, Rosie Dunne, and as the years go by, another one is peeledaway. I think there’s a lot more under there than people think. Sowhat am I?Rosie: Hmmm ...a cake.Ruby: A cake??Rosie: Sweet as sugar with a cherry on top. Sweet as pie!Ruby: And fat and unhealthy.Rosie: Look Ruby you invented this diet. If you look like a cake then allyou can eat are cakes . . . Think about it . . .Ruby: Yes I take your point ...I always thought secretly that I had atouch of the banoffi pie to me alright. Well this is a stupid idea, it’snot a proper diet at all unless you look like a vegetable or a fruitand my Gary (although he may have the qualities of a vegetable)ain’t no fruit or vegetable.Rosie: What do you think Greg looks like?