cecilia-ahern-love-rosie

14 Cecelia Ahernfrom:to:subject:AlexRosieTo non-lesbianI will for the time being humor you by calling you that although I haveyet to see any evidence to suggest otherwise. When is the last time you had aboyfriend?Her name is Bethany Williams and she is 17 (older woman), blonde, hasa massive pair of boobs, and the longest legs I have ever seen.From the sex god.from:to:subject:RosieAlexMr. Sex god (puke puke gag vomit)She sounds like a giraffe. I’m sure she is a really nice person (Not!).Have you even said hello to her or has your future wife yet to acknowledgeyour existence? (Apart from handing you memos to photocopy of course.)One minute you’re a virgin and the next minute you’re a sex god. Areyou sure you would even know what to do?You have an instant message from: ALEXAlex:Rosie:Alex:Rosie:Alex:Rosie:Hey there Rosie got some news for you.Leave me alone please I’m trying to concentrate on what Mr. Simpsonis saying.Hmmm wonder why ...could it be those beautiful big blue eyes allyou girls are always going on about?Nope, I have a great and growing interest in excel. It’s so exciting Ifind. I could just sit in and do it all weekend.Oh you’re turning into such a boreI WAS JOKING YOU IDIOT! I bloody hate this crap my brain isturning to mush from listening to him. But go away anyway.