cecilia-ahern-love-rosie

294 Cecelia Ahernset of decks. Brian the Whine bought them for her which made mereally angry because I was planning on getting them for her as aChristmas present. But I’ve made her keep them in his rented houseso that she doesn’t disturb the neighbors. Although to be honest Ireally don’t know why I bothered caring with all the other noisesand smells going on around us.Alex:Rosie:Alex:Rosie:Oh yes and did I mention that Joan of Arc is living across the hallfrom me.Ha ha, no you didn’t.Well this woman (her name is either Joan, Mary, or Brigid, somethingmeaningful in a religious way) and she’s only in her late twenties.She came over to say hello the first day we moved in and whenshe realized that it was just Katie and I moving in and that my singledomwas not due to the tragic loss of my husband she left ratherrudely and hasn’t spoken to us since.Well at least she’s quiet.Just because she ignores me, the sinner of the apartment block, itdoesn’t mean she’s quiet. Every Monday evening I noticed thereseem to be a large herd of elephants making their way upstairs toour level and going into Joan of Arc’s flat. After further investigationI noticed that it was in fact the same twenty people who visitedevery week all bearing gifts of Bibles in their hands.My further powers of investigation led me to believe that she washolding Bible reading groups every week. Now she’s put a sign upon the door saying, “Ye shall walk after your LORD, and fear him,and keep his commandments, and obey his voice, and ye shall servehim, and cleave unto him.”Alex:Rosie:Alex:I mean, what does “cleave” mean? Whoever has heard of such aword?Ha ha Rosie, oh I really don’t no!You mean KNOW not NO. You will never learn will you?I think not.