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love, rosie 37at my going-away party? The Brian you absolutely can’t stand and was theone person you hated all throughout school? And now you’re going to thelast school dance ever, with Brian?from:to:subject:RosieAlexNo the other BrianYes Alex, that Brian. Now may I ask that you please stop e-mailing meas my darling mother is currently tying knots in my head trying to make melook half decent? She has also been reading your e-mails and wants you toknow that Brian the Whine won’t be lifting up my skirt tonight.from:to:subject:AlexRosieBrianWell it won’t be for lack of trying. Have fun! May I suggest that youwear your beer goggles tonight. Brian, you see, is a bit of a whine. And Idon’t think you’ll find his conversation very interesting ...hee heefrom:to:subject:RosieAlexBeer gogglesThe beer goggles will be well and truly on! You know as well as I do thatI can’t go to the debs alone. Brian was the only person I could get last minutethanks to you. All I have to do is stand in with him for the photos so thatMum and Dad can have lovely memories of their daughter going to the debsall dressed up with a man in a tuxedo. The tables seat ten so I won’t evenhave to talk to him at dinner so there’s really no problem. Anyway he mayhave traumatized me as a child but he’s not that bad!You’re enjoying this aren’t you Alex?