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276 Cecelia AhernAlex:Rosie:Alex:Rosie:Alex:Rosie:Alex:Rosie:Alex:Rosie:Alex:Rosie:Alex:Rosie:Alex:Rosie:Alex:Rosie:Alex:Rosie:Alex:Rosie:Job? You got a job? When? Where? What are you doing?Alex I’ve only left approximately 22,496 messages on your answeringmachine explaining this. Don’t you listen to them?I do! But there’s never any from you. I think you’re dialing thewrong number.Bullshit. I think you need to keep an eye on that Bethany when she’snosying around your apartment. She might accidentally be knockingher fake boobs against the “delete” button.Don’t start this crap again Rosie. Beth has no quarrels with you andher boobs are not fake. You haven’t seen her for more than ten yearsso how would you no?I’ve seen the photographs in the paper and they are fake.Whatever. So what’s the job?Promise not to laugh.I won’t.You have to promise.I promise.I’m starting in August as a secretary in St. Patrick’s SecondarySchool.You’re going back . . . there? But our sentence is up! Hold on aminute ...that means that, oh my god, you’re going to be workingwith Ms. Big Nose Smelly Breath Casey! Why?Because I need the money.Wouldn’t you rather starve?! Why on earth did she hire you?I’m wondering the same thing.Ha ha ha ha ha.You said you wouldn’t laugh.Ha ha ha ha.You promised!Ha ha ha ha.Oh bugger off.Rosie has logged off