cecilia-ahern-love-rosie

306 Cecelia AhernToby:Katie:Toby:Katie:Toby:Katie:Toby:Katie:Toby:Katie:Toby:Katie:Neil Armstrong could very well be a fan of football. She said she’s afan of Manchester United.Yeah right. So why aren’t I invited to your house?Because you have to go to the dentist.Yes, but you didn’t no that until a second ago.OK then would you like to watch football, the sport that youabsolutely hate with a passion with the two teams you hate evenmore, in my house today?I can’t. I’m busy.You see? Now don’t say I never ask you out anywhere.How long have you known that I’m going to the dentist?All of five minutes.How long ago did you invite Monica Doyle to your house?Last week.My point exactly!You have an instant message from: KATIEKatie:Rosie:Katie:Rosie:Katie:Rosie:Katie:Rosie:Katie:Mum, I hate men.Congratulations dear welcome to the club. Your membership is inthe post. I’m so proud of this moment I wish I had a camera.Please Mum I’m serious.And so am I. So what has Toby done this time?He’s invited Monica Doyle to his house to watch the football matchand he didn’t invite me. Well he did, but only after he new I wasbusy.Oh dear, he’s caught the bug already. Is this moany Monica we’retalking about? The little girl who cried all day at your tenth birthdayparty until her parents came to collect her because her false nailfell off?Yes.Oh dear. I hate that child.She’s not a child anymore Mum. She’s 14, got the biggest chest in