cecilia-ahern-love-rosie

374 Cecelia AhernAlex: Yeah it was fun wasn’t it?Rosie: Well you have a distorted idea of what fun is. Like the last 20 yearsfor example.Alex: Obviously not all fun for either of us.Rosie: No . . .Alex: Hospitals and Hotels eh? Sounds like some kind of porn movie.Rosie: You wish.Alex: I do wish. I have a 4-year-old son who likes to get out of bed at5 a.m. and sleep in between me and Beth. Any sex at all is like pornfor me these days.Rosie: Well a man smiled at me the other day and I crossed my legs. That’sporn enough for me. I could join the nunnery and I don’t think itwould bother me in the slightest.Alex: Oh I disagree!Rosie: No really, trust me Alex. After the men I’ve been with, celibacywould be like a gift.Alex: It wasn’t the celibacy I was referring to; it was the vow of silencethat would kill you.Rosie: Funny. Well believe me Alex, there are certain kinds of silences thatmake you walk on air.Alex: That, I no.