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292 Cecelia AhernRosie:Alex:Rosie:Alex:Rosie:Alex:Rosie:Alex:Rosie:Alex:Rosie:Alex:Rosie:Alex:Rosie:Alex:Rosie:Alex:Rosie:I was only joking Alex. Ms. Big Nose Smelly Breath Casey hasasked me to put together the year’s first newsletter so I’m on theschool website trying to figure out what happened or is happeningthat’s worth writing about.How’s the job?It’s OK. I’ve been here a few weeks now so I’ve settled in and it’sgoing OK. Nothing to write home about.Sorry I wasn’t in touch sooner. I hadn’t realized it had been so long.Time has been flying by once again.It’s OK. I assumed you were busy. I’ve moved into my apartmentnow and everything.Oh gosh that’s right. How is it?It’s OK. It was absolutely dire when we first moved in. The placestunk, there was mold growing on the ceilings, damp rising up thewalls but Brian the Whine was a really good help. He fixed all thatwas broken and cleaned what was dirty. Just like a regular little slave.So are you and he getting along then?Better. I only have the urge to strangle him ten times a day now.Well it’s a start. Any romance?What? With Brian the Whine?!Yes.You need your head examined. The man was created for scrapingmold and sanding floors only.Oh. Anyone else in your life?Yes actually. A 13-year-old daughter, a new job, and a drawer fullof bills. My hands are pretty full at the moment. Although myneighbor did ask me to go out on a date with him this weekend.Oh right. So are you going out with him?Let me tell you a little bit about him first and then maybe you canhelp me with the dilemma I’m faced with.That’s what best friends are for.His name is Sanjay, he’s sixty years old, and he’s married, lives withhis wife and two sons, and owns and runs the Indian takeaway downstairs.Oh and you’ll never guess where he invited me out for dinner.