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356 Cecelia AhernRosie: Clubbing? Do you really think bringing me to a place where I am 10years older than everyone is really going to make me feel better? Youthink young hot-blooded males are interested in 36-year-old, out ofshape, single mothers these days? I don’t think so. I think they’reinterested in women with breasts resting above their belly buttons.Ruby: Oh don’t exaggerate. You’re 36 not 96! And I met my Teddy in anightclub and he may not be Brad Pitt but what he lacks in looks hemakes up for in the bedroom department.Rosie: Really? You mean to tell me that sex is good with Teddy?Ruby: Well I’m not with the man for conversation am I?Rosie: Of course not, I’m not that stupid. I knew there was somethingkeeping you two together, but sex was the last thing on my mind.Ruby: Well all that’s going to change now, so come on let’s go out andhave a good time.Rosie: Honestly Ruby, thanks but no thanks. I really have no interest inmeeting anyone. And if I did what would I do, bring him home tomeet my grieving mother sleeping in the room next door?Ruby: I suppose you have a point, but I’m not letting you get away withthis for much longer. Sooner or later you’re going to have to startenjoying yourself again. You recognize that word, Rosie? Enjoy. Tohave fun.Rosie: Never heard of it.Ruby: Fine then, we’ll go to the pub again this weekend but after that I’mputting you back on the market.Rosie: OK but trust me when I say I’m only going for full asking price.And if no one’s interested in buying I’m not taking on any renters.Ruby: What about squatters?Rosie: Ha ha ha. All trespassers will be prosecuted.Ruby: I can just picture you standing there with a shotgun in hand orderingmen off your land.Rosie: Now you’re getting the picture.