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love, rosie 305Alex:Phil:Alex:Phil:Alex:Phil:Alex:Phil:No.Then you shouldn’t marry her.OK I won’t just because you say so.What does Rosie say about it?Nothing. She’s not talking to me.How do you feel about that?At this stage, I’m so mad at her, I don’t care what she thinks. I’mmoving on from her. Bethany and this new baby are my future. Can Ileave the confessional box now?Yeah. Say five Hail Marys and an Our Father, and God rest yourmessed-up little soul.You have an instant message from: KATIEKatie:Toby:Katie:Toby:Katie:Toby:Katie:Toby:Katie:You look very interested in learning about the female reproductionsystem.I’m not. I’d rather figure it out for myself the proper way.Oh funny but you’ll be old and gray before anyone lets you get yourhands on them. And then it’ll probably be a man.My best friend is a comedienne. You had a salad roll for lunchdidn’t you?How do you no?KNOW not NO. Because I can see the lettuce hanging out of yourbraces. So what do you want?Well not that you deserve to be asked, I’m going to the orthodontistagain later if you wanna come. You can ask him a million questionsabout everything he’s doing as always and annoy the hell out of him. It’sso funny the way that vein in his forehead pulsates when he sees you.Yeah I know. Sorry I can’t go. Monica is coming around to myhouse to watch the football.Monica, Monica, Monica. I’m sick of hearing about stupid MonicaDoyle. She’s no more interested in football than the man on themoon.