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love, rosie 157hilarious. Sometimes he just calls her up to tell her he’s wearingthem. Yellow socks with bloody pink polka dots and blue ones withred stripes. I’m sure his fellow colleagues at the bank think they’reabsolutely hilarious. The wonderfully cool and hip bank managerthat wears pink socks, ooh let’s all get a mortgage from him! Pluswhen he sits down, his trousers lift and you can see them from amile away...Ruby: Wow...andtheysayyouhaveproblems expressing yourself . . .Rosie: My point is that they just love going into such irrelevant detail. Itshouldn’t matter whether Greg kisses me on the forehead or on thecheek every morning; the fact should be whether he kisses me at all.Ruby: So is this bizarre counseling having any kind of a positive effect onyour marriage?Rosie: Not really, I think Greg and I would do better without her.Ruby: Do you think you could both break up with her?Rosie: Ha ha that’s what it would feel like. Well we should, otherwise Ican’t see us still being together by the time Greg turns 40 . . .FOR MY HUSBANDHAPPY 40THTO GREG,HAPPY BIRTHDAY SWEETHEART,LOTS OF LOVE,ROSIEHAPPY 40TH!YOU ARE NOW UGLIER AND OLDER.TO GREG,FROM KATIE AND TOBYDear Alex,I think I’m going to organize a search party. Have you fallen off the edgeof the earth? Are you still alive?I called your mother the other day and they haven’t heard from you very