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412 Cecelia AhernDivorced_1 has entered the roomWildflower: Wahoo! Here comes the bride, all dressed in . . .SingleSam: Black.Wildflower: How charming.Buttercup: She’s right to wear black.Divorced_1: What’s wrong with misery guts today?LonelyLady: She found a letter from Alex that was written 12 years agoproclaiming his love for her and she doesn’t know what todo.Divorced_1: Here’s a word of advice. Get over it, he’s married. Nowlet’s focus the attention on me for a change.SoOverHim has entered the roomFatherMichael:SoOverHim:Wildflower:Divorced_1:SoOverHim:Buttercup:LonelyLady:SoOverHim:Buttercup:OK let’s begin. We are gathered here online today to witnessthe marriage of SingleSam (soon to be “Sam”) andDivorced_1 (soon to be “Married_1”).WHAT?? WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?THIS IS A MARRIAGE CEREMONY IN A DIVORCEDPEOPLE CHAT ROOM??Uh-oh, looks like we got ourselves a gate crasher here.Excuse me can we see your wedding invite please?Ha ha.YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY? YOU PEOPLE MAKEME SICK, COMING IN HERE AND TRYING TOUPSET OTHERS WHO ARE GENUINELY TROUBLED.Oh we are genuinely troubled alright. And could you pleaseSTOP SHOUTING.You see SoOverHim, this is where SingleSam andDivorced_1 met for the first time.OH I HAVE SEEN IT ALL NOW!Sshh!