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chapter 35kWelcome to the Relieved Divorced Dubliners internet chat roomThere are currently five people chattingButtercup has joined the roomDivorced_1:Buttercup:Wildflower:UnsureOne:Buttercup:Divorced_1:UnsureOne:LonelyLady:Divorced_1:Screw him, screw’m, screw’m, screw’m!Hello everyone.Wahooooo! You tell her Divorced_1!I know Divorced_1 but that’s the problem now isn’t it? I can’t“screw him” anymore, he’s gone. I should never have let himleave; oh it’s all my fault.Em ...hello everyone, is this working, can you all read whatI’m writing?Oh shut up UnsureOne, I’m sick of listening to you moaningnight after night. How is it your fault? Did you drag him intothe car and drive him to the hotel room? Did you pull hispants down around his ankles and push him on top of her onthe bed?Oh please stop Divorced_1! Stop! Stop! Stop! No I didn’t!Oh leave her alone, there’s no need to be so graphic.Look I’m only trying to help. If you didn’t do all those thingsthen how on earth is it your fault?

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