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love, rosie 257UnsureOne: The way it should be I think.LonelyLady: Oooh what a wonderful love story!Buttercup: Oh no, no, no, don’t get me wrong, there’s absolutely no loveinvolved in this story. In fact, I hate him.Wildflower: Thou doth protest too much.Buttercup: Yes I do and if you met him you would too.Divorced_1: Well I wouldn’t be sure of that, ever since this woman hit 60she’s been eating men for breakfast.Buttercup: Well not this one I assure you, unless you mistake his head fora hard-boiled egg.UnsureOne: Buttercup, why did you choose that name?Buttercup: Oh it’s just a nickname my best friend calls me. When wewere six we were in a school play and I was Princess Buttercupand he was Prince Moonbeam. He’s been calling me thatname ever since.Divorced_1: You’re still in contact after twenty-six years??Buttercup: Yep, we’re still best friends.Divorced_1: You’re best friends with a man?! Did you ever sleep with him?Buttercup: Only when we had sleepovers in the non-sexual kind of way.Divorced_1: Is he gay?Buttercup: No he’s not. He’s divorced, himself.Divorced_1: And you weren’t married to him?Buttercup: No.UnsureOne: Well I think that’s beautiful. I mean I lost contact with myschool friends as soon as I left and got married. Leonardhated me having any male friends.LonelyLady: When I moved from Belfast to Dublin with Tommy I left allmy family and friends behind and now with Tommy gone, myfriends are all up north and I’m—Divorced_1: All alone, yeah, yeah, we get the message. Buttercup, is yourfriend single, what does he do, where does he live and finallyis he looking for a hot 49-year-old with 4 kids? He can takeor leave the kids, I’m not bothered.Buttercup: No unfortunately he’s not single.