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love, rosie 355Ruby:Rosie:Ruby:Rosie:Ruby:Rosie:Ruby:Rosie:Ruby:Rosie:Ruby:about marriage not divorce, and now when I’m 36 and finally willingto talk about men and college, all people want to do is talkabout babies. I’ve tried all these coffee morning things, I’ve triedchatting to other mothers as we waited at the school gates for ourchildren. It didn’t work. Nobody understands me like you do Ruby.And even I have trouble with that. You’re unique Rosie Dunne,you’re definitely unique. But I’m here for you and unless me andGary miraculously become Ireland’s salsa champions and arewhisked off to Madrid for the European championship, I ain’tgoing nowhere.Thanks.No problem. So when are you going to start dating again? It’s beena few years since you’ve been in action!Excuse me, did I not go out on a date with Adam, whom you set meup with? Anyway apart from that enjoyable night with Adam, it’snot like dating was ever that brilliant for me to miss.Really?Oh please, sex with what’s-his-name was so mechanical. He used tomove in time to the bloody bedside alarm clock that ticked soloudly it would keep me awake (at night of course, not during sex).Sex with Brian the Whine was a mere drunken fumble in the darkso I can’t even remember that. I’ve only ever been with 3 men andtwo of them aren’t the greatest advertisements for men either. Idon’t think I’ll ever meet my Don Juan. I don’t really care either.What you don’t know, you don’t miss.But doesn’t what you don’t know make you even the teeny tiniest bitcurious?No. I have a shit job with shit pay, a shit flat with shit rent. I haveno time for shit sex with a shit man.Rosie!What? I’m serious.I just cannot believe my ears. I’m flabbergasted by this news. OKI’m taking you out clubbing at the weekend.