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love, rosie 195and he just grunted, “Why do I want to know about wiring houses,Ma?”So I left my wonderfully intelligent family and soaked myself in thebath and considered drowning myself. Then I remembered I stillhad chocolate cake left over from yesterday so I came back up forair. Some things are worth living for.But thank you for the gift, Rosie; we had fun in the class, didn’t we?I can’t remember ever laughing so much in my life, which on secondthought is probably why my stomach is so sore. Thank you forreminding me that I’m a woman, that I have hips, that I can be sexy,that I can laugh and have fun.Rosie:Ruby:Rosie:Ruby:Rosie:Ruby:Rosie:Ruby:Rosie:And thank you for bringing the sexy Ricardo into my life. Can’twait to feel this way again next week. Now after all my whingingand moaning, how do you feel?Oh fine, thanks. No complaints.Ha!OK, OK so I feel a little stiff.Ha!Oh OK so the bus had to lower the wheelchair ramp for me thismorning because I couldn’t lift my leg.That’s more like it.Oh the beautiful Ricardo, Ruby!! I had a dream about him lastnight. I woke up with my top off and my pillow covered in drool.(OK so, not really.) The sound of that sexy Italian accent shouting,“Ros-ie!! Pay atten-see-on!” and, “Ros-ie! Stup laff-ing!!” and“Ros-ie!! Get up ov ze floor!” just sends a shiver up my spine. But itwas the sound of “Vell done Rosie, fantabulous hip action!” thatreally got me ...mmm...yummy Ricardo with the hips . . .Yes! The hips! Although as I recall, it was me he was referring toabout the “fantabulous hip action.”Oh Ruby, can’t a girl dream! I was surprised to see so many menthere, were you?