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250 Cecelia AhernAlex:Rosie:Alex:Rosie:Alex:Rosie:Alex:Rosie:cussing my personal problems (as they generally do) with the youngsickeningly happy couple who are about to embark on blissful familylife while butchering my childhood home. And because Mumand Dad had been so speedy and understanding about the whole“moving out in a few days” scenario they suggested that I moveinto the flat they just moved out of and had decided to rent out. Andthey also said they would lower the rent for me.No!Yes! But the only thing is that they have already rented the place outfor two weeks to a group of male students so I have to wait untilthey move out. By which time it will no doubt be disgustingly smellyand dirty.No!Yes! So who do I stay with while I wait, I hear you ask? Well let’ssee, Mum and Dad have moved to Connemara as you now know.Kev lives in the staff quarters of the Two Lakes Hotel in Kilkenny,Steph lives in France, Ruby only has two bedrooms and no spacefor me and Katie, and you’re in Boston which isn’t convenient commutingfor me. So who is the only other human being in Dublin thatI know right now? (And don’t even think of what’s-his-name.)None other than Brian the Whine.No!Yes! I am afraid so. I am e-mailing you from the storeroom of Brianthe Whine’s rented flat where I have to stay for two weeks. Howmuch lower can I go? And that’s not even my worst news. I haven’teven told you who my new boss is.None other than Ms. Big Nose Smelly Breath Casey.No!Yes! I am now secretary to the woman we most hated while growingup, the woman who made my daughter’s life hell while inschool, and who is now principal of St. Patrick’s Primary School andmy boss. I have momentarily rambled off the road of reason to finda bush to pee behind but I will soon find my way back again. If it’s