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love, rosie 289Ni hao from China!Sorry we’re not there to help you with the move.We wish you luck in your new apartment.We’re sure it will bring you lots of happiness,Love, Mum and Dad xxxRosie:Ruby:Rosie:Ruby:Rosie:The place is disgusting Ruby. Absolutely disgusting.Oh stop, it can’t be any worse than mine.Worse than yours multiplied by one hundred.Such a place exists? God bless you. What’s so bad about it?Well let’s see, where should I start? Hmm ...should I tell you aboutthe fact that it’s a second-floor apartment over a group of shops,among them being a tattoo parlor and an Indian takeaway whichhas managed to leave the stench of Tikka Masala all over myclothes already?Perhaps I should tell you about the gorgeous 1970s green and grayfloral wallpaper which is just dangling off the walls, and I wouldn’twant to forget the fact that there’s matching curtains too.Hmmm ...actually maybe I should start with the brown carpetswhich have very curious-looking stains embedded in the pile, aswell as cigarette burns and mysterious odors. I think it’s been therefor about thirty years and has never been vacuumed. The kitchen isso small that when two people stand in it, one person has to backout to let the other leave.Ruby:Rosie:No wonder the rent is so ridiculously cheap; no one in their rightmind would want to live here. It’s also no wonder that they were insuch a rush to move out, why anyone would want to raise a child inthis tip is beyond me.You are.Yes well I won’t be here for long. I’m going to magically save loadsof money and get us out of here.