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love, rosie 123from:to:subject:RosieAlexTheory ShmeoryIf you must. I might read it if I have time.from:to:subject:AlexRosieMy theoryYes I must and you will read it. OK, if I had invited you to my tenthbirthday party then Brian the Whine wouldn’t have been invited. If Brianhadn’t gone then he wouldn’t have thrown pizza all over James’s sleepingbag and if he hadn’t done that and completely ruined my party then you andI wouldn’t have hated him so much. If you and I hadn’t hated him so muchthen you wouldn’t have had to drink so much in order to be able to accompanyhim to the debs. If you hadn’t have done that . . . well ...perhaps youwouldn’t have been quite so drunk and your darling little Katie wouldn’thave been born. Therefore I did you a favor!And that, Rosie Dunne, is my theory.from:to:subject:RosieAlexMy TheoryVery clever, Alex, very, very, clever. But you needn’t have gone that farback to accept responsibility for Katie. Here’s my theory.Had I not been stood up by you at the debs, I wouldn’t have had to gowith Brian the Whine at all. Had you showed up at the airport that day ourlives could have turned out very differently.