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love, rosie 15Alex:Rosie:Alex:Rosie:Alex:Rosie:Alex:Rosie:Alex:Alex:Alex:Rosie:Alex:Rosie:Alex:Rosie:Alex:Rosie:Alex:Rosie:Alex:Rosie:Alex:Rosie:Alex:Rosie:Do you not wanna hear my news?NopeWell I’m telling you anywayLa la ala la la la la la la laShut up and read RosieOK what’s the big exciting news?Well you can eat your words my friend, because virgin boy is no longerIs no longer than a what? Baby sweetcorn?Ha ha is no longer a virgin boyHello? You still there?Rosie c’mon stop messing!Sorry I seem to have fallen off my chair and knocked myself out. Ihad an awful dream you said you are no longer a virgin boy. I supposethat means you won’t be wearing your underwear over thosetights anymore.I have no need for underwear at all now.Uuuugh! So who’s the unlucky girl? Please don’t say Bethany pleasedon’t say Bethany.Tough shit it’s Bethany. Well?Well what?Well say something.People will stare.Ha ha OK then type something.Well I really don’t know what you want me to say Alex. I think youneed to get yourself some male friends because I’m not gonna slapyou on the back and look for gory details.Just tell me what you think.Well to be honest, from what I hear about her, I think she’s a slut.Oh come on you don’t even no the girl, you’ve never even met her.You call anyone who sleeps with anyone a slut.Eh SLIGHT exaggeration there Alex. I call people who sleep withdifferent people every day of the week sluts.You no that’s not true.You keep spelling KNOW wrong. It’s KNOW not NO.