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love, rosie 103Rosie: Oh stop it! Who’s the girl?Ruby: Gemma is her name. To be honest I think there’s something a bitwrong with her.Rosie: In what way?Ruby: In the way that she has deliberately chosen to go out with my son.Rosie: Oh Ruby that’s awful! Gary is a nice boy.Ruby: Nice my bum! I don’t know what she sees in him; all he does isoccasionally make grunting sounds and point to things. Usually atfood, and then to his stomach. Any news with you?Rosie: Well actually I have a bit, I’ve only told Alex so far but you’re notallowed to tell anyone.Ruby: Ooh lovely, I love it! The most magical words you’ll ever hear in asentence. What is it?Rosie: Well a few weeks ago when I came home from work Greg had abeautiful dinner cooked, the table was set, candles were lit, and themusic was playing . . .Ruby: Go on . . .Rosie: Well he asked me—Ruby: To marry you!Rosie: No actually, he asked me if I was interested in moving in with him.Ruby: Interested?Rosie: Yeah.Ruby: Were those his exact words?Rosie: Eh, yeah, I think so why?Ruby: You think that’s romantic, do you?Rosie: Well he went to a lot of trouble to cook the meal, and set the tableand—Ruby: Jesus you do that every day Rosie. Do you not think it sounds a bitlike a business proposition?Rosie: A business proposition? In what way?Ruby: If I wanted to open a joint bank account with Teddy I would say,“Teddy, would you be interested in opening a joint bank account?”If I wanted to move in with Teddy, I would not say, “Teddy wouldyou be interested in moving in together?” Do you see what I mean?