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<strong>love</strong>, <strong>rosie</strong> 255Wildflower:UnsureOne:Wildflower:LonelyLady:Divorced_1:LonelyLady:Buttercup:Divorced_1:Buttercup:LonelyLady:Buttercup:UnsureOne:Buttercup:Divorced_1:Wildflower:Divorced_1:Wildflower:Divorced_1:Buttercup:Divorced_1:Oh please like you lot never thought of ever doing the samething.Well my gardener was a woman.I didn’t mean that.I didn’t, I really didn’t. I never would have done somethinglike that to my Tommy. Never.Are you crying again, Lonely?Yes.What’s your ...eh...stats, Divorced_1?I’m 49 years old, have 4 kids, and my ex-husband was screwinghis secretary. Bastard.LonelyLady what about you?I’m 27, I just got married last year but my Tommy left me. Hejust couldn’t take married life he said. We just argued andargued every day and then one day he just left me ...all alone.UnsureOne what about you?I’m 36, have 3 children, and I’m not technically divorced perse. We still live together . . . What about you Buttercup, howdid you and your husband split?Oh he was seeing a number of different women quite regularlyand I was oblivious to it all.Bastard. Screw him.Well I believe that we’re all put on this earth to have as manysexual playmates as we want.Oh shut up you new-age hippy.There’s no harm in expressing my personal view. I don’trecall ever attacking your opinions.That’s because my opinions are always right. So anyway Buttercup,did you get the house?No actually it was his in the first place, my daughter and Ijust moved in with him.What?! Didn’t he put your name down on the house after yougot married?

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