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love, rosie 307the school, dyes her hair blond, leaves the top buttons of her poloshirt open in PE and leans down so the boys can see down her top.She even flirts with Mr. Simpson and pretends not to understandwhat he’s talking about in computer class so he’ll come up behindherandleanoverhertoshowherwhattodo.Rosie:Katie:Rosie:Katie:Rosie:Katie:Rosie:Katie:Rosie:Katie:Rosie:Katie:Rosie:Katie:She hates talking about anything other than shopping so I don’t nowhy she’s going to even bother watching football. Well actually I dono why.Sounds like she’s got a case of the Slutty Bethinitis to me.What? What do I do about Monica?Oh that’s simple. Assassinate her.Please Mum for once in your life be serious.I am an incredibly serious woman. The only way to deal with this isto silence her. Because if not, she’ll only end up coming back tohaunt you when you’re 32 years old. Death is the only thing for it.Thanks, but I’m open to any other suggestions you may have.You said he invited you?Yes but only because he new I couldn’t go.My dear sweet innocent daughter, an invitation is an invitation. Itwould be rude to turn him down. I suggest you turn up on hisdoorstep this evening, I’ll give you the money for the bus to hishouse.But Mum I can’t go! I’ve got an appointment with the orthodontist.My brace broke again. Moany Monica hit me in the face with thebasketball.Well the dentist can wait. I’ll make another appointment for you.This is a very important football match you know, I wouldn’t wantyou to miss it just because of a silly little thing like getting yourteeth fixed.Thanks Mum!Now get off the computer before Mr. Simpson catches you andreports me to Ms. Big Nose Smelly Breath Casey and gets me fired.You wish Mum. I don’t no how you work with her every day.