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Of course, if you’re calling a local counselor, you won’t need<br />

the area code (unless you live in one of the metropolitan areas in<br />

the U.S. that requires ten-digit dialing).<br />

1. Sometimes the written contract—there is always a written contract,<br />

when you are dealing with the bad guys, and they will probably ask<br />

your partner to sign it, too—will claim to provide for an almost<br />

complete refund, at any time, until you reach a cutoff date in the<br />

program, which the contract specifies. Unfortunately, fraudulent firms<br />

bend over backward to be extra nice, extra available, and extra helpful<br />

to you, from the time you first walk in, until that cutoff point is<br />

reached. Therefore, when the cutoff point for getting a refund has<br />

passed, you let it pass because you are very satisfied with their past<br />

services, and believe there will be many more weeks of the same. Only,<br />

there aren’t. At fraudulent firms, once the cutoff point is passed, the<br />

career counselor suddenly becomes virtually impossible for you to get<br />

ahold of. Call after call will not be returned. You will say to yourself,<br />

“<strong>What</strong> happened?” Well, what happened, my friend, is that you paid up<br />

in full, they have all the money they’re ever going to get out of you,<br />

and now, they want to move on.<br />

2. Yearly readers of this book will notice that we do remove people from<br />

this Sampler, without warning. First of all, there are accidents: we drop<br />

places we didn’t mean to, but a typographical error was made,<br />

somehow (it happens). Oops! Counselor or coach: call this to our<br />

attention; we’ll put you back in next year.<br />

But accidents aside, we do deliberately remove the following: places<br />

that have moved, and don’t bother to send us their new address.<br />

Coaches and counselors: If you are listed here, we expect you to be a<br />

professional at communication. When you move, your first priority<br />

should be to let us know, immediately. As one exemplary counselor<br />

wrote: “You are the first person I am contacting on my updated<br />

letterhead…hot off the press just today!” So it should always be, if you<br />

want to continue to be listed here. A number of places get removed<br />

every year, precisely because of their sloppiness in keeping us up-todate<br />

with their phone and other contact information.<br />

Other causes for removal: Places that have disconnected their<br />

telephone, or otherwise suggest that they have gone out of business.<br />

Places that our readers lodge complaints against with us, as being<br />

unhelpful or even obnoxious. The complaints may be falsified, but we<br />

can’t take that chance. Places that change their personnel, and the new<br />

person has never even heard of <strong>Parachute</strong>, or “creative job-search<br />

techniques.” College services that we discover (belatedly) serve only<br />

“Their Own.” Counseling firms that employ salespeople as the initial<br />

“intake” person that a job-hunter meets. If you discover that any of the

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