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OOPS 48<br />

extolling <strong>the</strong> vine from <strong>the</strong> front porch <strong>of</strong> his house at Yellow River Plan-<br />

tation, near Atlanta. At <strong>the</strong> time he bought <strong>the</strong> farm, it “consisted <strong>of</strong> seven<br />

hundred eroded, unproductive acres,” according to author Janet Lembke.<br />

“But kudzu, which he set in to improve <strong>the</strong> soil and serve as pasturage for<br />

cattle, worked its thickety green magic almost overnight.”<br />

Cope refused to let county workers cut back <strong>the</strong> large kudzu patches<br />

on his property even after <strong>the</strong> U.S. government labeled <strong>the</strong> vine an ecological<br />

threat. In time, <strong>the</strong> vine overtook many <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> farm’s trees and<br />

enclosed <strong>the</strong> road leading to <strong>the</strong> farmhouse, giving local teenagers private<br />

RECIPE FOR DISASTER<br />

Uncollared Greens<br />

Ingredients<br />

1 prodigious plant<br />

1 desperate situation<br />

Handful <strong>of</strong> true believers<br />

1 well-intentioned government program<br />

Red flags<br />

Heat<br />

Humidity<br />

Sunshine<br />

Add plant to desperate situation. Bring true be-<br />

lievers and government program to boil. Ignore red<br />

flags.<br />

Add heat, humidity, and sunshine. Let Mo<strong>the</strong>r<br />

Nature do <strong>the</strong> rest.

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